*Sigh* I try so hard and yet people know so little about me. Here, for general educational purposes
Myth: Nikkoru is a thirteen year old blue-haired schoolgirl.
Fact: Nikkoru rarely chooses to acknowledge gravity's pull.
Myth: Nikkoru is a multiple level black belt in Karate, Ninjutsu, Kenpo, and nine other Japanese words.
Fact: Nikkoru's toenail clippings can be used as incendiaries in case of emergency.
Myth: If Nikkoru sees a man wearing a classic Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles T-shirt or a woman who looks vaguely like Lucille Ball, Nikkoru will immediately split into several hundred Nikkoru duplicates, surround that person, and begin cheering.
Fact: Nikkoru's gaze is so strong it will start punching you in the face and having it's way with your significant other while you whimper and cry in a corner the second you meet it. You should still do so however, because it will be the best sex your significant other has ever experienced.
Myth: Jesus regularly calls up Nikkoru and asks if they can hang out, maybe on Friday.
Fact: Nikkoru does not need to see a movie, read a book, watch a show, or view a painting to know it wil never be as good as anything he could create..
Myth: Nikkoru cannot physically eat pieces of toast without either: a) making a bloop sound, or; b) chewing the piece from the corner while running somewhere, late.
Fact: Nikkoru's special move is the Atomic Flaming Cherry Blossom Spinning Rib-Cracking kick, A,A,back,down, down,jump,B.
Myth: Nikkoru will not murder your family members if you refuse to wear the Pikachu ears he offers.
Fact: Underneath Nikkoru's good looks, is the heart of an egotist.
Thus ends the tutorial.
