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Ghost Love?
Ixarku:
--- Quote from: Nikkoru on April 01, 2012, 05:00:07 AM ---
People look down on me all the time, they're afraid to meet my eyes.
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I get it! 'Cause you're of Asian descent, right, and 'cause of the shape of your eyes? Right? Tell me I'm right.
Comedian Steve Byrne (an American of Irish & Korean descent) did a bit where he takes his hands, puts them on either side of his face, and kind of squishes his eyes together so that they don't look quite so slanted or elongated. He made some comment about wanting to go around and call other people 'round eyes'. He's a great comedian anyway but that particular bit had me laughing my ass off.
elvikun:
American Irish Korean? Does that make ginger asian who talks funny when drunk and always wears green?
metro.:
--- Quote from: elvikun on April 01, 2012, 01:02:53 PM ---American Irish Korean? Does that make ginger asian who talks funny when drunk and always wears green?
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That would be great.
Nikkoru:
*Sigh* I try so hard and yet people know so little about me. Here, for general educational purposes
Myth: Nikkoru is a thirteen year old blue-haired schoolgirl.
Fact: Nikkoru rarely chooses to acknowledge gravity's pull.
Myth: Nikkoru is a multiple level black belt in Karate, Ninjutsu, Kenpo, and nine other Japanese words.
Fact: Nikkoru's toenail clippings can be used as incendiaries in case of emergency.
Myth: If Nikkoru sees a man wearing a classic Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles T-shirt or a woman who looks vaguely like Lucille Ball, Nikkoru will immediately split into several hundred Nikkoru duplicates, surround that person, and begin cheering.
Fact: Nikkoru's gaze is so strong it will start punching you in the face and having it's way with your significant other while you whimper and cry in a corner the second you meet it. You should still do so however, because it will be the best sex your significant other has ever experienced.
Myth: Jesus regularly calls up Nikkoru and asks if they can hang out, maybe on Friday.
Fact: Nikkoru does not need to see a movie, read a book, watch a show, or view a painting to know it wil never be as good as anything he could create..
Myth: Nikkoru cannot physically eat pieces of toast without either: a) making a bloop sound, or; b) chewing the piece from the corner while running somewhere, late.
Fact: Nikkoru's special move is the Atomic Flaming Cherry Blossom Spinning Rib-Cracking kick, A,A,back,down, down,jump,B.
Myth: Nikkoru will not murder your family members if you refuse to wear the Pikachu ears he offers.
Fact: Underneath Nikkoru's good looks, is the heart of an egotist.
Thus ends the tutorial.
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