Oh. The rules. I forgot.
On the internet, if you are a female, you are in fact middleaged fat male posing as one.
If you are a male and mention it, it makes you undercover female and in consequence, middleaged fat male posing as female who poses as male.
If you don't mention anything, you are middleaged fat male trying to hide his shame.
If you are middleaged fat male, on the internet you are middleaged fat male and you are bald too.
+ If you like games, you are middleaged fat bald male living in his moms cellar.
At the end, everyone who has internet in middleaged fat man, only variation is bald and not bald yet.
... And now, you also have to be male to like ponies? Oh come on. At least leve us cute animals. I curse you, let your manhoods rot and fall off!
(and I said "BROnies" and "BROhoof" was the only stupid thing about MLP anyway)
