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Re: A Whole New Light
« Reply #100 on: April 11, 2012, 03:53:27 AM »
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Frankly, I was talking about different kind of relationship. Friends, regardless of gender calling each other with those super-sweet names... I don't know, as far as I'm concerned, that means they are either of simplier nature or will backstab each other the first chance the'll get.

Relationship as in like...dating/marriage or fuckingfriends?

And I have next to zero interactions with Irish people, so I wouldn't know. Although Neuffies are pretty similar, and I run in to those sometimes. They always make me laugh.

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Re: A Whole New Light
« Reply #101 on: April 11, 2012, 04:01:36 AM »
@metro
Friends using this sweetalk are just wrong. And frankly, two men calling each other bros all the time are just as bad.
And yes, I don't find it cool even in more intimate relationships. We have names. Shorten them if they are long, but all those sweets and plushies are just upsetting my stomach. But then again, I'm a bit harsh, I don't even like people shortening my name from 7 to 4 characters except for very limited number of people.

And some Irish are overkill, but once you find non-ginger decent looking one with the accent levels just right, it's simply sexy. I really hate when I can't explain why, but... It is how it is.
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Re: A Whole New Light
« Reply #102 on: April 11, 2012, 04:07:27 AM »
You two are meant to be together. I imagine you both at the tender age of ~50, calling each other Mr. and Mrs. metro-kun.


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Re: A Whole New Light
« Reply #103 on: April 11, 2012, 04:13:27 AM »
You two are meant to be together. I imagine you both at the tender age of ~50, calling each other Mr. and Mrs. metro-kun.

I doubt either of us are the marrying type. Besides, I think we'd kill each other before that.

More big jumps, YAY!

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Re: A Whole New Light
« Reply #104 on: April 11, 2012, 04:17:05 AM »
You two are meant to be together. I imagine you both at the tender age of ~50, calling each other Mr. and Mrs. metro-kun.

I doubt either of us are the marrying type. Besides, I think we'd kill each other before that.

More big jumps, YAY!

You didn't answer my question Empty.

Who said anything about marrying?
I looked for your question, I can't find it.


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Re: A Whole New Light
« Reply #105 on: April 11, 2012, 04:18:17 AM »
You two are meant to be together. I imagine you both at the tender age of ~50, calling each other Mr. and Mrs. metro-kun.
I'm not really into little bunnies.
And he's neither brony nor irish. B'dong.

Plus he has a point, marriage is is something hardly desired. Also Mr and Mrs metro kinda implies marriage.

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Re: A Whole New Light
« Reply #106 on: April 11, 2012, 04:20:30 AM »
Real Name: Murky "Metro" Dismal
Birthday: August 2nd, 1994
First Appearance:  Amazing Mystery Funnies: Special Edition #125 (1956)
Member since: August 20, 2011
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 129 lbs
Eyes: Black
Hair: White
Job: Video game fanatic; College Student, Amateur Photomancer, Dream crusher
Location: Surrounded by much cooler people
Current Status: Alive
Known Relatives: None

Many stories circulate as to the identity of Metro. Many people, important people, claim that he was brought into this world at the exact moment no fewer than fifty Beijing swordmasters were invoking the names of the forgotten gods. Other people assert when the final dynasty fell, the last female member of the Khan family assured when having a Chinese name would be vogue, the mid to late 1990s, Metro would be appear. Still others claim that he emerged fully grown from a winter melon split by Ai Maeda during the third Aidoru Dai-Sensou.
 
While his origins are questionable, the historians and theologians agree that he was but an innocent and perfectly mild-mannered child until his twelfth year. After acquiring his first copy of Pokemon Fire Red for his birthday, faithfully he set out to his school to find worthy combatants. However, this was 2006 and he was naught but over-matched by most of the people who had it a couple of years and kept putting his Pokemon to sleep. The playground was a charnal house for Metro that day, seeing his cherished Pokemon fall one by one while the other children pointing and laughing. The trauma of the violence had overridden his subconscious limiters holding back his immense powers. Glowing white flame-like energy emerged from nowhere and writhed around him. His hair grew in length, became devoid of colour, and stood a full foot in the air. Sent into the berserker rage, he reached out and with a wave of his hand his would-be tormentors fell into states of listless introspection, and wondered where their lives went wrong.         

After this momentous event Metro discovered he could fly. Not float. Fly. a full 3-4' off the ground for a few microseconds. Of his own free will. He could crush peoples heads momentarily by viewing them through through his fingers and then pushing them together with malice. Read his own thoughts and see other people in coitus with this mind's eye. His nose could smell a person's chastity, and his sight can make them seriously uncomfortable after a few minutes. He can sense sarcasm from a mile away. Inflame people into terrible rages or sink them into pits of banal apathy with nothing more than a word. With his new found power, Metro wanted nothing less than to test the limits of it.
 
So he found the Internet,

The true testament to Metro's power is that he was not killed. He was injured, damaged, ruptured, spindled, cosmically and psychologically stretched to his limit, but not killed. Metro found the internet in a moment of benevolence, when the factions of the trolls, grammar Nazis, and hipsters were on the mend from their last epic clash.
 
And so Metro decided to resume his travels. Now with college as his stage, he ventured forth to attain the perfect understanding he yearned for, a unity of body and mind through.... chemistry or something equally dull. At one point during his intense studying and lack of sleep, after falling into a half-mad comatose state, Cosmos itself, the incarnation of all material reality and bad puns, appeared in front of him and awarded him with the intergalactically-recognized symbol of supreme excellent: The brilliant chiffon cake. Since then, Metro has occasionally left his body and visited Cosmos in its apartment somewhere in Brisbane, Australia.. and hangs out.

In spite of his superhuman abilities, Metro considers the matters of other humans to be of little consequence, unless they annoy him even slightly. He refuses to meddle in the daily affairs or petty rivalries that are abound. It is speculated that if someday, when all would be lost without Metro's help, he'll be busy doing something else.
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Re: A Whole New Light
« Reply #107 on: April 11, 2012, 04:22:34 AM »
Also Mr and Mrs metro kinda implies marriage.

Oops.

Quote from: Nikkoru
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LOL.


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Re: A Whole New Light
« Reply #108 on: April 11, 2012, 04:24:03 AM »
I was going to post something serious but holy shit Nikkoru, that's amazing.
You're off on my birth year though, good guess.

What the fuck is a Photomancer?

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Re: A Whole New Light
« Reply #109 on: April 11, 2012, 04:32:12 AM »
What the fuck is a Photomancer?

You've never handled a light switch before?
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Re: A Whole New Light
« Reply #110 on: April 11, 2012, 04:33:05 AM »
Nikkoru wins the internet.

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Re: A Whole New Light
« Reply #111 on: April 11, 2012, 04:36:08 AM »
But as for me, I would probably throw up after or during going "cuddlybear sweetie pumpkin pie" on someone.

There are few things I'd love more than thinking of over the top cutie pie nicknames for you, while your eyes squirm in disgust.

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Re: A Whole New Light
« Reply #112 on: April 11, 2012, 04:40:50 AM »
Why is this thread so full of hilarious gems?

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Re: A Whole New Light
« Reply #113 on: April 11, 2012, 04:41:30 AM »
Why is this thread so full of hilarious gems?

Because all the people here are cooler then me.

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Re: A Whole New Light
« Reply #114 on: April 11, 2012, 04:42:21 AM »
Because, obviously, all the actors shit gems and at the same time are full of shit. That's a hell lot of gemstones.
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Re: A Whole New Light
« Reply #115 on: April 11, 2012, 05:23:24 AM »
Holy Mother of Celestia, how did this topic grow this much while I was asleep? I'm beginning to understand in what kind of circle of Hell I ended into... (oh well, could have been worse: there still was that circle where souls were dipped up to their necks into a lake of shit and kept pleading each other to not cause a wave).
Still, now it feels horribly awkward to answer something that has been said five pages ago ::)

Also, I'd say it's natural to look diferently on someone you actualy had sex with. But I'm still a bit dazzled by what the difference is when someone says (I stress that word) they had sex with someone who isn't you. Does it make anyone go from "Pure inexperienced princess" to "old dirty hag" overnight? And there's more, you can tell?

For a brief moment of seriousness, it really is a male complex. Most people would deny it, or would justify it with some preposterous connection with the aesthetic canons from the French Romanticism in the XIX century (when you play the Baudelaire card you magically sound less of a pervert; funny, as he was a sick bastard...), but the fact is we are instinctively possessive, jealous dumbasses. We are jealous of the previous partners of our current one. There's no escape: some (hopefully most, but I wouldn't be so sure) men are smart enough to laugh at themselves for that and manage to keep such silliness at bay in their subconscious, but the spark, deep down, is always there.
It's nature, really, we may think of ourselves as bright, intelligent, whatever superior beings, but we are tied to those reproductive instincts that want only our DNA to be spread around and not the DNA of another one, and all that alpha male bullshit. The whole ludicrous value given to "virginity" originates from there, then it adapts differently depending on the current culture. It becomes supposedly important for males too, assumes religious significance, sparks aesthetics canons; since we are in an otaku forum, just think of the Geisha: the whole basis of such doll-like appearance was for women to appear pure, delicate, pristine, like a doll indeed, and that's nothing more than a convoluted mental process mirroring the idea of "virginity". Even though they were whores.
Men like to "desecrate" pure things as it makes them feel dominant, and dominance over a woman calls to that spark deep down that wants them to be alpha males, to be the only ones granted the right to generate cubs.

Of course there are also opposing trends. Like many men liking big boobs and overall "experienced" looks in a mature woman as it tells their instincts those females show promise for being healthy mothers able to produce an equally healthy offspring. But to them I say: screw you. Baudelaire be my witness, you don't understand shit about beauty! :laugh:

Which leads me to...

...But that part about fatherly insticts and...all, reminded me of
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... if you know who that is  ;D

Oh crap, you might have nailed it. Excel Saga was one of the very first anime I really got into before discovering the fansub world (as it was one of the very few to ever have been decently dubbed in my language)... Gojo might have been the primeval cause of it all, of my ailment. Next time I get obscenely drunk and the next day they tell me the girl I maked out with was seventeen years old, I know who to blame! *_*

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Re: A Whole New Light
« Reply #116 on: April 11, 2012, 06:03:19 AM »
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One of the definitions of sapient intelligent being is the ability to not act on and ignore basic instincts. And if you go for the "evolution has taught us so, it's in out genes" excuse you damn well better be into fat girls with enormous boobs. Yes. I mean you.
If you go for the younger, fragile, pure and flat looking girls, then you are actually genetical deviation, error, mistake just as much as the fragile, flat girls. And since I personally do not fancy calling myself an genetical error, I think it's better to not use genes as excuse for behavior. Just call it personal taste. Opinion. Style. Whatever.
Well. Basically, the same goes for the rest. The need to destroy and ravish should apply on other males and animals ore strongly than on females. So unless you maul three dogs and a husband on the way, again, stick with style.

Well. What I'm saying, you can actually just say you like this type of girls and hate previous partners, without swimming around in the genepool, Gojo :D

Also not sure where you live, but you should ove into Europe. Quite a few  countries make people legal at 14.
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Re: A Whole New Light
« Reply #117 on: April 11, 2012, 07:20:01 AM »
One of the definitions of sapient intelligent being is the ability to not act on and ignore basic instincts. And if you go for the "evolution has taught us so, it's in out genes" excuse you damn well better be into fat girls with enormous boobs. Yes. I mean you.
If you go for the younger, fragile, pure and flat looking girls, then you are actually genetical deviation, error, mistake just as much as the fragile, flat girls. And since I personally do not fancy calling myself an genetical error, I think it's better to not use genes as excuse for behavior. Just call it personal taste. Opinion. Style. Whatever.

Well, of course it's not an excuse, but it's an explanation. People ignore such basic instincts, but still those are there, lurking, and human thought no matter how reprocessed by intellect and culture comes from there. How these instincts reflect in a specific culture (or sub-culture), and how they balance themselves is the result of us being self-aware and capable of abstract thought. By its nature abstract thought brings upon several conflicting behaviours (when instincts themselves aren't already conflicting), like the funny big-boobs vs lolicon joke we can make here, in all its simplicity, sort of represents. There's no doubt me being particulary leaned towards the loli and/or skinny aesthetics might be a "deviation" from the norm (though I could call the Golden Ratio to back me up XD), but that doesn't mean a deviation is less rooted in instincts than the supposed norm.
Certain mammals kill the offspring of others, and sometimes even their own if they happen to have been near others and they got their smell on them. That sure sounds like a deviation, as even though it is sort of consistent with the whole genetic thing it doesn't look very effective from a Darwinian point of view. Yet it comes from instincts.
I mean, homosexuality comes from instincts (there are some primates who are much more bisexuals than humans, for instance, for them sex is just a greeting and a neutral show of herd affection), yet half the world brands it as a sick deviation against nature (damn you Sturm und Drang for confusing nature with gods!).

In the case of sexual aesthetics, as such, I wouldn't really call a deviation from instincts any attraction towards someone who is in his/her fertile years, it might be more a deviation from derivative social customs. Of course, being attracted to a certain aesthetic and actually wanting to be with a young girl when you are an adult and in the current society that means to be on completely different planes of personality, goals, interests etc is an horse of a completely different color (I'd say pink, and oh so random...  ;) ).
Paedophilia, on the other hand, being aimed at non fertile children, is a deviation from instincts, or even better probably an ill, pathological extremization of some instincts (the dominance ones) while others get ignored, or twisted in being out place (the reproductive ones).

You may say I'm more of a Freud guy than a Jung one in my views (not that Jung's Collective Subconscious was that different... they still both were seeing penises everywhere), to summarize it. I'm one of those arid, barren people who ended up thinking attraction and love are nothing more than chemistry.


Well. Basically, the same goes for the rest. The need to destroy and ravish should apply on other males and animals ore strongly than on females. So unless you maul three dogs and a husband on the way, again, stick with style.

I'm a 140 pounds weakling, even a Chihuahua would beat me up, and big boobs are scary, allright!? :'(
One has to work with what God gave him... ::)


Also not sure where you live, but you should ove into Europe. Quite a few  countries make people legal at 14.
Oh Maker, I hope I haven't suggested something I will read about in the newspaper later.

Yep, I'm from Italy, the age of consent is 14 here too. And anyway, I take care to never go pub crawling without my group of mostly all-female friends (I know, this is another something that might be slighty worrying about me...) to watch over me and hit me in the head with a bat should I go too far. I wonder why they never do that when I get into the homo acting jokes to scare the waiters, though...

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Re: A Whole New Light
« Reply #118 on: April 11, 2012, 10:26:02 AM »
One of the definitions of sapient intelligent being is the ability to not act on and ignore basic instincts. And if you go for the "evolution has taught us so, it's in out genes" excuse you damn well better be into fat girls with enormous boobs. Yes. I mean you.

If we're talking from an evolutionary perspective, then you would instinctively be drawn towards the strongest mate, and the one most likely to provide with healthy offspring. In fact it's largely the determination of objective beauty (subjectivity emerges as minor deviations based on person) and I have no idea how overweight women would fit into this. In fact, many overweight women have a far greater difficulty in conceiving. Much larger emphasis would lie on things like symmetry, a medium weight and height (I despise the inaccuracy of the BMI and it's inability to consider different body shapes but it serves as a guide), the ratio between the hips and the waist (slim waist, big hips), and yes, moderately sized firm breasts suitable for child rearing. Sorry if this comes off a little cold, but it was intended to be from a scientific perspective.

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Re: A Whole New Light
« Reply #119 on: April 11, 2012, 10:28:21 AM »
What the fuck is this thread about now? Nevermind, I am out of here.
For one thing, Tiff is not on any level what I would call a typical American.  She's not what I would consider a typical person.  I don't know any other genius geneticist anime-fan martial artist marksman model-level beauties, do you?