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elvikun:

--- Quote from: EmptyMemory on April 11, 2012, 04:07:27 AM ---You two are meant to be together. I imagine you both at the tender age of ~50, calling each other Mr. and Mrs. metro-kun.

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I'm not really into little bunnies.
And he's neither brony nor irish. B'dong.

Plus he has a point, marriage is is something hardly desired. Also Mr and Mrs metro kinda implies marriage.

Nikkoru:
Real Name: Murky "Metro" Dismal
Birthday: August 2nd, 1994
First Appearance:  Amazing Mystery Funnies: Special Edition #125 (1956)
Member since: August 20, 2011
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 129 lbs
Eyes: Black
Hair: White
Job: Video game fanatic; College Student, Amateur Photomancer, Dream crusher
Location: Surrounded by much cooler people
Current Status: Alive
Known Relatives: None

Many stories circulate as to the identity of Metro. Many people, important people, claim that he was brought into this world at the exact moment no fewer than fifty Beijing swordmasters were invoking the names of the forgotten gods. Other people assert when the final dynasty fell, the last female member of the Khan family assured when having a Chinese name would be vogue, the mid to late 1990s, Metro would be appear. Still others claim that he emerged fully grown from a winter melon split by Ai Maeda during the third Aidoru Dai-Sensou.
 
While his origins are questionable, the historians and theologians agree that he was but an innocent and perfectly mild-mannered child until his twelfth year. After acquiring his first copy of Pokemon Fire Red for his birthday, faithfully he set out to his school to find worthy combatants. However, this was 2006 and he was naught but over-matched by most of the people who had it a couple of years and kept putting his Pokemon to sleep. The playground was a charnal house for Metro that day, seeing his cherished Pokemon fall one by one while the other children pointing and laughing. The trauma of the violence had overridden his subconscious limiters holding back his immense powers. Glowing white flame-like energy emerged from nowhere and writhed around him. His hair grew in length, became devoid of colour, and stood a full foot in the air. Sent into the berserker rage, he reached out and with a wave of his hand his would-be tormentors fell into states of listless introspection, and wondered where their lives went wrong.         

After this momentous event Metro discovered he could fly. Not float. Fly. a full 3-4' off the ground for a few microseconds. Of his own free will. He could crush peoples heads momentarily by viewing them through through his fingers and then pushing them together with malice. Read his own thoughts and see other people in coitus with this mind's eye. His nose could smell a person's chastity, and his sight can make them seriously uncomfortable after a few minutes. He can sense sarcasm from a mile away. Inflame people into terrible rages or sink them into pits of banal apathy with nothing more than a word. With his new found power, Metro wanted nothing less than to test the limits of it.
 
So he found the Internet,

The true testament to Metro's power is that he was not killed. He was injured, damaged, ruptured, spindled, cosmically and psychologically stretched to his limit, but not killed. Metro found the internet in a moment of benevolence, when the factions of the trolls, grammar Nazis, and hipsters were on the mend from their last epic clash.
 
And so Metro decided to resume his travels. Now with college as his stage, he ventured forth to attain the perfect understanding he yearned for, a unity of body and mind through.... chemistry or something equally dull. At one point during his intense studying and lack of sleep, after falling into a half-mad comatose state, Cosmos itself, the incarnation of all material reality and bad puns, appeared in front of him and awarded him with the intergalactically-recognized symbol of supreme excellent: The brilliant chiffon cake. Since then, Metro has occasionally left his body and visited Cosmos in its apartment somewhere in Brisbane, Australia.. and hangs out.

In spite of his superhuman abilities, Metro considers the matters of other humans to be of little consequence, unless they annoy him even slightly. He refuses to meddle in the daily affairs or petty rivalries that are abound. It is speculated that if someday, when all would be lost without Metro's help, he'll be busy doing something else.

EmptyMemory:

--- Quote from: elvikun on April 11, 2012, 04:18:17 AM ---Also Mr and Mrs metro kinda implies marriage.

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Oops.


--- Quote from: Nikkoru ---Location: Surrounded by much cooler people
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LOL.

metro.:
I was going to post something serious but holy shit Nikkoru, that's amazing.
You're off on my birth year though, good guess.

What the fuck is a Photomancer?

Nikkoru:

--- Quote from: metro. on April 11, 2012, 04:24:03 AM ---What the fuck is a Photomancer?

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You've never handled a light switch before?

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