A Whole New Light

[elvikun]

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I hope one of these days you hurt self

Then I know whom I have to blame, 'cause this sentence obviously will be the causing factor.

Haha now that's just downright emo Ray isn't even around for this one.

Right I was talking to my friend while we were eating lunch, and this girl said...

You are what's wrong with University, guys here are just so fucking stupid, you don't understand girls at all.

After that,she got up and left, and then we saw her toking up while making out with a guy. So I'm not sure what to make of this.

I'm sorry, I think I sidetracked the thread. Another one. Again.

Let's go back and start by metro talking about his sexual experiences.
Go on, comrade.

That's an entirely different topic Elvi.

Toking up while making out. That sounds dangerous. You could loose several eyes or other bits in one sitting.

What exactly have you said to be flagged as not very understanding?

And just what topic would that be? Absurd images? Yaoi? 

I thought I didn't need to clarify that the acts were taking place around the same time, not exactly at the same time. Then I forgot I was dealing with you Elvi.

Okay so, to be clear, you think that if a girl is a virgin and tells you soon after meeting her, without you knowing previously she was, you gain respect for her? I don't see how that makes any sense. I guess...no. I really don't get it. Please explain.

Should be noted, this friend was a guy.

The topic is one that goes in to a territory that reveals just how immoral I am, and I tend to avoid those conversations when I can. Back story is a bitch I don't care to tame.

"Toking up while making out." actually sounds like it's happening at the same time. Not at the same time as the lunch of course.

But I admit I got a bit lost. I was asking what you've told to the girl that you pissed her off.

Also, minor OT: I think that if a girld you know very shortly walks up to you and tells you she is/isn't a virgin, she's a creep. The same goes for a guy asking a girl that or telling her about himself.

[metro.]

Nah she was finished eating when she stormed out after being insulted or something.
The girl was someone I'd never met before, which was why it was so fucking weird. She was eavesdropping

Yeah, I'd say that's weird too, but shit like that comes up in conversation occasionally, that was the point I was making... kind of?

[elvikun]

Sorry, once more.
1. You were talking to a friend about similar topic to this one.
2. Random girl walks to you and tells you that you are stupid and she is a virgin.
3. You watch the girl make out with someone while smoking a weed.
...
That just doesn't sound right. Please clarify. 

[EmptyMemory]

Sorry, once more.
1. You were talking to a friend about similar topic to this one.
2. Random girl walks to you and tells you that you are stupid and she is a virgin.
3. You watch the girl make out with someone while smoking a weed.
...
That just doesn't sound right. Please clarify. 

Did I miss something? LOL.

[metro.]

Sorry, once more.
1. I was talking to a friend about how he gets respect for girls knowing they're still virgins
2. I think that this makes no sense
2. Random girl walks to you and tells you that you are stupid for thinking 2
3. You watch the girl make out with someone while smoking a weed.
...
That just doesn't sound right. Please clarify. 

I hope I clarified. I'm not sure I did.

[elvikun]

Sorry, once more.
1. I was talking to a friend about how he gets respect for girls knowing they're still virgins
2. I think that this makes no sense
2. Random girl walks to you and tells you that you are stupid for thinking 2
3. You watch the girl make out with someone while smoking a weed.
...
That just doesn't sound right. Please clarify. 

I hope I clarified. I'm not sure I did.

I must be slow because I'm a bit sleepy...but I'm not sure either.
Your friend was telling he respect girls who tell him tell him they are virgin?
You agreed, and the girl scolded YOU for that.

[metro.]

No, I said I wasn't sure I agreed with him. And got scolded.

I suppose I probably deserved it, oh well.

[elvikun]

Ooooh now I get it. You basically said what I pointed in the first post - virgins are less sexy, less attractive, less nice and overall noob and first sex makes a huge difference - and then you got scolded (by someone who obviously wasn't a virgin)!

Bad, bad, boy.

[metro.]

Ooooh now I get it. You basically said what I pointed in the first post - virgins are less sexy, less attractive, less nice and overall noob and first sex makes a huge difference - and then you got scolded (by someone who obviously wasn't a virgin)!

Bad, bad, boy.

I sense sarcasm...

[buchno]

I sense sarcasm...

The Captain Obvious thread is in the games section

[elvikun]

Ooooh now I get it. You basically said what I pointed in the first post - virgins are less sexy, less attractive, less nice and overall noob and first sex makes a huge difference - and then you got scolded (by someone who obviously wasn't a virgin)!

Bad, bad, boy.

I sense sarcasm...

Well actually...
Just partially. It's hyped up, but this is kind of the feeling you giving me here in this thread.

But hey, it's still good, because when I fist came here, I've misread that you can "smell who is virgin".

[Nikkoru]

But hey, it's still good, because when I fist came here, I've misread that you can "smell who is virgin".

Metro's list of superpowers grows!

[buchno]

Metro's list of superpowers grows!

Not being able to smell who's a virgin sure is a great superpower!

[AceHigh]

But hey, it's still good, because when I fist came here, I've misread that you can "smell who is virgin".

Much more useful to be able to detect a snail.

[EmptyMemory]

But hey, it's still good, because when I fist came here, I've misread that you can "smell who is virgin".

Much more useful to be able to detect a snail.

I disagree, you can't amaze an audience by showing that you can detect snails. Imagine telling all your friends that you can "smell who is virgin." It'd be a cool party trick.

[elvikun]

Think about it. Imagine all the people you meet daily. Are you sure you'd like to smell every detail of their bodies?

[EmptyMemory]

Think about it. Imagine all the people you meet daily. Are you sure you'd like to smell every detail of their bodies?

We're talking about usefulness, not preference!

[buchno]

If it makes you go mad, it's not very useful.

[elvikun]

It's painfull enough to see some people, I think actually smelling them could be quite fatal.

[metro.]

Derailment complete! I didn't even initiate this one!

Nikkoru, my super power list is long and full of useless skills.