Hmmm, able - and unreasonably willing - to speak? That's one big deal breaker when it comes to anything longer than a one night stand...

Seriously though, when it comes to actual
dating I'm lately finding myself having more and more deal breakers (might be that as I get older and my hormones get weaker, I simply get bitchier... and it's simply too much of a bother).
While there are several aesthetic traits I can hardly ignore (like big tits: believe it or not, anything bigger than a C cup
really gives me the creeps...), I guess I'm even more unreasonable when it comes to personality. They have to be extremely smart and knowledgeable, but still be for some magical reason on the same page as me on everything from music to literature (you don't like Victor Hugo? The door is over there; you like techno music? The crocodile ditch is over here; and let's not dwell on this latest fetish of mine 'bout ponies...

).
Yet, of course, if they tend to agree 'cause they are (as it often happens given how I behave) the submissive one in the couple who tries to adapt, they are boring and as such get canned instantly.
I guess a female version of myself would be the only real feasible partner for me. We'd kill each other in less than a week of course, but...
Ugly/dirty fingernail
How about next to non-existent fingernails due to generous amount of self-cannibalism? They ain't ugly... they actually look like cute little gecko fingers, or so I've been told...
