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Dating "Deal Braker"
AceHigh:
Well, I personally don't think it's bad, however cutting them with my razor sharp knife I cut at an angle meaning that my nails feel "sharp"... nice feeling when I scratch my back afterwards. Also cutting them short prevents me from using my nails as an improvised screw driver, now if I only stop using teeth as utility tools as well, I would have taken another step away from being a barbarian.
--- Quote ---Also, how very feminist of you.
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Yeah, I forgot, this would be a deal breaker for me. Feminists can fuck right off as far as I am concerned. Also the definition of a feminist:
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elvikun:
Hey, I remember the one on the right. She started holy campaign, because random man asked if she'd have a coffee with him. Priceless video. But then again, how genial you have to be to ask that on some sort of feminist meeting? But let us be fair, just because everyone who hates anything remotely masculine started to call themself feminist recently is a bad base for judgement. Not that the base ideology is flawless, it's not "agints men" tho.
About the nails, I don't get why use knife. Why bite the off. It's faster and way smoother with scisors, not to mention the scissors made exclusively for that purpose.
Also remembered... People who keep their mouth open while eating. That's just wrong.
And since I'm in the restaurant already - People who are posers in this area. Like asking for a wine menu, staring at it for 5 minutes, "looking like a boss" and then going "Erm, red...wine?" on the waiter. :D
AceHigh:
Because scissors became loose and after a while all but fell apart and I can't be arsed buying new ones as long as my utility knife does the job. Imagine it being like those people that use an old fashioned razor blade instead of electric shavers.
Masterworla:
i still do :o "well sometimes" though im not from the 80's.
topic.
they got to have some self confident, be true, and not being bitchy <<"like everytime acting like that for nothing".
kadatherion:
--- Quote from: elvikun on May 04, 2012, 01:44:03 AM ---"cute little gecko fingers" - Yes, I had the feeling it was about you.
But come on, it's not so hard to not eat your fingers. Apart from looks, just imagine the amount of stuff moving from envirimoment to your mouth and from your mouth to people and things you touch :D
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Ewww, now I have this gross feeling I'm still in the oral stage... But then again, after I read how many insects one is - in the course of his lifetime - statistically expected to swallow while asleep, there's nothing much left that can scare me.
Which reminds me of another deal breaker: she must not be overly scared of spiders. Because then I'd be forced to be the one taking care of them, without breaking a sweat as I'm ze man; and I hate spiders. When a woman is present I might even let them crawl on my arms with a smile on my face... but then as soon as I'm alone I act like a rape victim.
And yes, it is hard to leave your fingers alone anyway when you're of neurotic character. As I always need to be doing something, if it wasn't biting my nails it would be smoking even twice as much as I already do: and then I'd smell and taste like an ash tray.
I did try it once though, for a joke. I managed to resist long enough to grow some wicked witchlike claws. The feast that followed as soon as I grew too bored to bother was legendary.
--- Quote from: AceHigh on May 04, 2012, 02:57:28 AM ---Yeah, I forgot, this would be a deal breaker for me. Feminists can fuck right off as far as I am concerned.
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Unless they're of the really obnoxious, hypocritical type, I usually don't mind. As long as they don't go all jihad against me when I pay for dinner: while I like women who are emancipated from gender roles, on the other hand I have this sick and old fashioned habit to do things like that (when they're not looking of course: you can't flash your wallet in front of them if you don't want to look like an ass, so as soon as they go to the toilet you run to the cashier :P ), open the door for them and stuff like that.
Anyway, this reminds me of another thing quite a few women tend to be that's almost a deal breaker for me: vegetarians. You are free to have your tastes, but don't bitch to me about being sorry for them cute little bunnies. You only make me want to kill a couple more just out of spite.
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