Oh, you finally noticed? D:
Not something to be proud of.
The chance of any of those happening probably isn't that high.
Misleading vividness.
They don't need to. That's not the purpose.
They do for you to have a point.
Return rates are interesting but the problem is that it's difficult to get a page that's up to date and accurate.
It's impossible because day one returns are an useless statistic and values must be collected for products sold at least 6 months before publishing because otherwise you'll just record all damaged/defective products that go out of the gate and bad QC/handling is not that telling.
You've failed to take into account one very critical thing here.
Means nothing in short term.
Now, Samsung practically equals Seagate
Nope.
And by that Logic, WD makes the most unreliable drives now because they bought Hitachi.
You could further reinforce the validity of that logical train of thought by referencing Seagate's acquisition of Maxtor. Maxtor made what were universally considered bad drives and after acquiring Maxtor, Seagate was the one quickly becoming known for bad drives.
Then, perhaps, if you applied that logic over to the acquisition of Samsung by Seagate - clearly Seagate must make the most reliable drives right now because they bought Samsung, the previous king of reliable drives.
Stupid logic like that isn't going to work and it's easy to twist it to support even more retarded conclusions than the one you managed to come up with.
Also I'd like to point out that those "idiots" never tested anything, they took returns data for products sold 6 months to a year ago from the date of publishing the article and compiled it into statistics.