When I'm horny but too sleepy to do anything about it.
Strip and go on chatroulette.
-no cam
-hell no
-that still wouldn't do anything for
me to begin with
Bad advice is bad. I dunno how the hell sitting nude in front of my computer in front of complete strangers, which are probably creepy ugly fuckers, is going to somehow get me off when I'm too tired to even schlick.