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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #13680 on: March 18, 2014, 06:12:43 AM »
This is perfect!

We marry Tiff and Tatsu. Tiff shoots Tatsu because he can't shut up. Tiff goes to trial for murder. Defends herself of course. The whole trial comes down and she goes:
"OBJECTION! The person in question was a douchebag and the defendant was right to have shot him."
Then the whole of BBT foum gets named evidence and they freeze the site for an indefinite time.

...on another thought. Perhaps not. Tiff can play crazy ax murderer with someone else. Or find a shrink.
Because ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? I'm not violent? You should be in jail for assault and battery.

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #13681 on: March 18, 2014, 06:16:59 AM »
This is perfect!

We marry Tiff and Tatsu. Tiff shoots Tatsu because he can't shut up. Tiff goes to trial for murder. Defends herself of course. The whole trial comes down and she goes:
"OBJECTION! The person in question was a douchebag and the defendant was right to have shot him."
Then the whole of BBT foum gets named evidence and they freeze the site for an indefinite time.

...on another thought. Perhaps not. Tiff can play crazy ax murderer with someone else. Or find a shrink.
Because ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? I'm not violent? You should be in jail for assault and battery.

i want an anime of this, or a movie i don't care. just make this happen.

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #13682 on: March 18, 2014, 08:16:11 AM »
well,
 
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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #13683 on: March 18, 2014, 08:20:15 AM »
I've never used a fax machine, actually.
Same here. Relic of outdated offices.

We have an all in one at work and use the fax to send stuff to customer services sometimes (change of name forms and the like). I think I'm one of the only people there who knows how to use it...

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #13684 on: March 18, 2014, 08:42:39 AM »
as in any scientific research article you must write about  a year long research on 2-6pages, if you go beyond that you try to be as brief as possible.
That's for journal articles. Most research papers I read are in 20-30 pages.

You should be in jail for assault and battery.
I agree with this. I cannot sympathize enough with you for the person talking shit about your deceased friend, but you cannot claim to be mentally stable after sending people into comas simply for saying something.
« Last Edit: March 18, 2014, 08:45:31 AM by froody1911 »

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #13685 on: March 18, 2014, 09:11:42 AM »
Lets just ignore this topic, let them fight it out privately, and us move on to bigger and better things.
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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #13686 on: March 18, 2014, 09:15:46 AM »
I didn't read the backlog so I have no idea what happened and I don't plan on enlightening myself \o/

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #13687 on: March 18, 2014, 09:20:05 AM »
I can't help it if I'm everybody's perfect girl, but please, I don't want to have to commit seppuku.

If it makes you feel any better, you're not my type.  I don't think I could date anyone more neurotic or quirky than myself.

Uhhh... I'm definitely not neurotic.


I seem to be saying this a lot lately... it was a joke.  You always take what I say too literally.
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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #13688 on: March 18, 2014, 09:21:17 AM »
Sadly that seems to be a thing on the internet.  :(

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #13689 on: March 18, 2014, 09:24:35 AM »
Sadly that seems to be a thing on the internet.  :(

I know, right.  I can't decide if I'm just not good at conveying my sense of humor in writing, or if it's just too dry at times for people to get.
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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #13690 on: March 18, 2014, 09:29:20 AM »
As a writer, there might be a reason to analyze that and do something about it.

I'll just stick to pissing people off unintentionally.

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #13691 on: March 18, 2014, 09:29:57 AM »
The internet needs a sarcasm font. People have been saying this forever but no one has come up with one :(

Are you feeling any better today Froodz?
Yes I'm totally fine now, thanks :3

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #13692 on: March 18, 2014, 09:31:29 AM »
Thats good to know. I'm mega sleepy again today. Trying to wake myself up with some tea.

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #13693 on: March 18, 2014, 09:39:19 AM »
as in any scientific research article you must write about  a year long research on 2-6pages, if you go beyond that you try to be as brief as possible.
That's for journal articles. Most research papers I read are in 20-30 pages.

You should be in jail for assault and battery.
I agree with this. I cannot sympathize enough with you for the person talking shit about your deceased friend, but you cannot claim to be mentally stable after sending people into comas simply for saying something.
Yeah, I meant journal articles :) not research papers.
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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #13694 on: March 18, 2014, 10:05:15 AM »
Yay, we have success!
Everyone, enjoy my first (successful) foray into HEVC coding:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/125610328/S2E1-019.mkv

Edit: I forgot to tell muxer to set 4:3 display, but meh. 'tis but a sample anyway.
This is Main@L3.1

Edit: seems my phone plays it too:
« Last Edit: March 18, 2014, 10:55:30 AM by Krudda »
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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #13695 on: March 18, 2014, 11:45:59 AM »
as in any scientific research article you must write about  a year long research on 2-6pages, if you go beyond that you try to be as brief as possible.
That's for journal articles. Most research papers I read are in 20-30 pages.

You should be in jail for assault and battery.
I agree with this. I cannot sympathize enough with you for the person talking shit about your deceased friend, but you cannot claim to be mentally stable after sending people into comas simply for saying something.
Yeah, I meant journal articles :) not research papers.

To be honest, I'd welcome a bit of flair in research papers. Most, while interesting, are an absolute drag to read.

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #13696 on: March 18, 2014, 11:53:17 AM »
Yeah agreed. I did read 2 papers that were written as the story of how the researcher went about doing his stuff rather than just a description of the findings. Maybe that'll become the norm...in a century or so.

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #13697 on: March 18, 2014, 03:00:21 PM »
as in any scientific research article you must write about  a year long research on 2-6pages, if you go beyond that you try to be as brief as possible.
That's for journal articles. Most research papers I read are in 20-30 pages.

You should be in jail for assault and battery.
I agree with this. I cannot sympathize enough with you for the person talking shit about your deceased friend, but you cannot claim to be mentally stable after sending people into comas simply for saying something.
Yeah, I meant journal articles :) not research papers.
tl;dr: you're just trying to talk shit and failing at it, just to be an ass. Shut up.

Also, although everyone assumes it's profession related, it was actually the English/Literature courses that I was talking about.

You should be in jail for assault and battery.
I agree with this. I cannot sympathize enough with you for the person talking shit about your deceased friend, but you cannot claim to be mentally stable after sending people into comas simply for saying something.

You know, it's funny how you morons always leap to such broad assumptions... I give you a few tiny little details and you just assume the worst about me, just to be asses.

What, you really think I put someone into a coma just for words? No... I would have gotten extremely pissed off considering the shit she was spewing, but it wouldn't have pushed me past the edge, not into physical violence. The bitch tried to fight me... she threw the first several attacks, and I only defended myself. The psycho bitch just wouldn't stop, and she just wouldn't shut up...

I have no remorse for what I did. She deserved everything she got. Someone sure as hell needed to put her in her place.

Besides, it's not like she didn't try. What, you think a bitch like her wouldn't press charges? Problem is, she didn't have any witnesses that would take her side, aside from her group of thugs I had to put in their place right along with her, some of which were even pulling knives and bottles and shit. They're just lucky they only got bruised up a bit with a few broken bones at most. I could have easily killed them... They were all troublemakers, with rap sheets a mile long. And me? Well, I'm squeaky clean, popular, and even went to very prestigious schools, practically a pillar of the community. The cops wouldn't even believe them that one tiny little cute girl did that to all of them and without any witnesses they couldn't do jack shit. To be honest, as far as I know, some of them actually served some time out of the ordeal. They attack me, I defend myself, a bunch of bystanders jump in to my aid... it's all a matter of perspective really. You can look at it from their side if you're a complete moron but you can be sure as hell that no one else did.

Anyways, none of this is any of anyone here's business. I'll refrain from sharing details about my personal life in the future. It seems I haven't even been able to mention anything remotely positive about myself even in passing when someone else brings it up at any point here without some of you starting a massive shitstorm, and all while others gloat so much about their daily lives daily and don't catch even remotely any flack from it. Blows my mind, really. I must just not be very likable online... it's sure as hell a stark contrast to the real world.

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #13698 on: March 18, 2014, 03:09:50 PM »
Those who enjoyed Frozen and like Hatsune Miku go here
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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #13699 on: March 18, 2014, 03:10:03 PM »
Went out for a meal thinking I'd got a £20 off voucher only to realise I'd printed a previous voucher from November out. Seems the voucher I DO have is only valid in Birmingham. Will have to see if I can get back that way before it expires. >_>

Thankfully the meal was still nice and we had the cash for it, but I felt like a right twat