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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #17360 on: May 30, 2014, 03:29:00 AM »
I suddenly feel like drinking a glass of milk.

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #17361 on: May 30, 2014, 03:30:30 AM »
I suddenly feel like drinking a glass of milk.
Milk is good for you, I like milk.
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« Reply #17362 on: May 30, 2014, 03:31:50 AM »
I suddenly feel like drinking a glass of milk.
Milk is good for you, I like milk.

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #17363 on: May 30, 2014, 03:35:38 AM »
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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #17364 on: May 30, 2014, 04:09:10 AM »
Oh please.  You think a lawyer watches anime and reads manga?  Pffff.   :whistle:
But you don't watch anime, or read manga. Instead you read hentai manga and the occasional ecchi manga. I think I've heard of you watching like three anime's in all the time I've known you.
I'll do the flipping on webcam so people know it's legit.

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #17365 on: May 30, 2014, 04:50:08 AM »
I suddenly feel like drinking a glass of milk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FM3Em7FIOc



I really hope that Seventyx7 downloads/reads inappropriate manga at work because--- wow I just came up with an episode for a legal drama.

I'm gunna leave you anyway.

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« Reply #17366 on: May 30, 2014, 05:09:41 AM »

I really hope that Seventyx7 downloads/reads inappropriate manga at work because--- wow I just came up with an episode for a legal drama.

Prosecutor : "Ok, Defendant xxxxx please explain what the tentacles are doing in this picture."

Defendant : "..."
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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #17367 on: May 30, 2014, 05:22:07 AM »
I guess if people revealed their actual job roles here people would be actually shocked.
Did you know Satan was supposedly gods RIGHT HAND MAN, not his left. Blows your theory out of the water now doesn't it.

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #17368 on: May 30, 2014, 05:55:58 AM »
My job role (supposed to be):
1. Assist seniors in tax office work and preparing reports, excel files and other misc. word documents.
2. Coordinate with client for info on transactions undertaken by them.

My job role (Actual):
1. Read stuff like manga on phone, novels on pc.
2. Lie to seniors about already having enough stuff on my plate for the rest of the week and having no bandwidth to do more work, when in reality i haven't done anything for the past 3 months.
3. Slip out of work to meet friends for a couple of hours and when someone asks where were you, say that i was here the whole time, just attending 2 calls which were like 10 minutes each and overstay for half an hour more to show that you are a diligent worker who when talks a little long on the phone for personal reasons, doesn't hesitate to make up for it. But again, do nothing in those 30 minutes and follow point 1 & 2.

In short, i haven't really done anything at work since February. I also use proxy to browse blocked sites like bakabt but since the site is too bright as compared to an average site, i avoid the risk of being noticed by others and open it on my phone.
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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #17369 on: May 30, 2014, 05:59:58 AM »
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I mean I get wanting to do just "enough" work but if you have enough free time to leave work for hours..... I don't know, I mean personally I think that is kind of excessive.
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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #17370 on: May 30, 2014, 06:18:13 AM »
My job role (supposed to be):
1. Assist seniors in tax office work and preparing reports, excel files and other misc. word documents.
2. Coordinate with client for info on transactions undertaken by them.

My job role (Actual):
1. Read stuff like manga on phone, novels on pc.
2. Lie to seniors about already having enough stuff on my plate for the rest of the week and having no bandwidth to do more work, when in reality i haven't done anything for the past 3 months.
3. Slip out of work to meet friends for a couple of hours and when someone asks where were you, say that i was here the whole time, just attending 2 calls which were like 10 minutes each and overstay for half an hour more to show that you are a diligent worker who when talks a little long on the phone for personal reasons, doesn't hesitate to make up for it. But again, do nothing in those 30 minutes and follow point 1 & 2.

In short, i haven't really done anything at work since February. I also use proxy to browse blocked sites like bakabt but since the site is too bright as compared to an average site, i avoid the risk of being noticed by others and open it on my phone.

You need to do actual work for at least an hour, you've got the perfect job that allows you to do what you want when you're stressed out, don't screw that up so at least when you get caught you've got an alibi.
Did you know Satan was supposedly gods RIGHT HAND MAN, not his left. Blows your theory out of the water now doesn't it.

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #17371 on: May 30, 2014, 06:27:33 AM »
Lol best of luck getting a promotion if you keep that shit up

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #17372 on: May 30, 2014, 06:36:02 AM »
I get to spend hours at work looking like I'm attentive but actually reading web comics. But I do have some more back of house stuff to do now so that should help the boredom

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #17373 on: May 30, 2014, 06:49:54 AM »
You need to do actual work for at least an hour, you've got the perfect job that allows you to do what you want when you're stressed out, don't screw that up so at least when you get caught you've got an alibi.
Believe me, there is plenty of work sometimes, when i have spent nights on the trot, to the point that i my performance was appreciated by my manager and she asked me to report directly to her and was given charge of clients like H&M and Shell Markets. Pretty good for an intern. I am ready to work more than anyone else, provided you don't fuck with me, which they did.

You need to do actual work for at least an hour, you've got the perfect job that allows you to do what you want when you're stressed out, don't screw that up so at least when you get caught you've got an alibi.
I usually mix it up, i take permission to leave sometimes and sometimes i slip by without asking. Middle of the day after lunch is usually a good time since everyone is lazy at that time.

Lol best of luck getting a promotion if you keep that shit up
I am an intern, so no promotion anyways. And they fucked with me first, tell me please, what's the point in bickering about a leave which you had approved? And it wasn't even a leave per se, more of a mandatory training which needs to be completed before the end of 1st year of internship.
HR doesn't count that as a leave, and that's what they are bickering about, that i took a leave which cannot be considered as one according to their own policies.
They took away all the work from me after i came back from the leave, none of team members except for other interns talked to me and i wasn't allotted any work either. Simply ignored me for that training which was mandatory, and had i not done that training, i wouldn't have been eligible to give the exams.
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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #17374 on: May 30, 2014, 06:51:53 AM »
I guess if people revealed their actual job roles here people would be actually shocked.

how so?
 think there is the odd few who have surprising job.
Tho, even I study practical nursing and have been working in elderly homes, kindergarten and a hospital. So yeah, not so surprising or cool.
Tho, I was working in kindergarten and hospital for school, practical training. Been really working in elderly homes tho, some interesting stuff going on in those places...

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #17375 on: May 30, 2014, 06:52:59 AM »
Dhruv: Two wrongs dont make a right though. They might not say anything to you about disappearing for hours but that doesn't mean they're not making a note of it

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #17376 on: May 30, 2014, 06:57:46 AM »
Dhruv: Two wrongs dont make a right though. They might not say anything to you about disappearing for hours but that doesn't mean they're not making a note of it
This, seriously don't get shocked if you just randomly get the hammer dropped on your ass.
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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #17377 on: May 30, 2014, 07:01:06 AM »
I guess if people revealed their actual job roles here people would be actually shocked.

how so?
 think there is the odd few who have surprising job.
Tho, even I study practical nursing and have been working in elderly homes, kindergarten and a hospital. So yeah, not so surprising or cool.
Tho, I was working in kindergarten and hospital for school, practical training. Been really working in elderly homes tho, some interesting stuff going on in those places...

1000mAh nursing somebody back to health uooh the pain.
Yeah there are a odd few who have a surprising job or two we just haven't heard them yet.
Did you know Satan was supposedly gods RIGHT HAND MAN, not his left. Blows your theory out of the water now doesn't it.

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #17378 on: May 30, 2014, 07:03:46 AM »
Lessee, March, April, May, 3 months, twice in March, 5 times in April and twice in may, half of them being prior approvals. I don't think it would attract a hammer since it's like 4 times in 3 months. Also, one of them coming when all the seniors were not there, so 3.
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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 3
« Reply #17379 on: May 30, 2014, 07:06:36 AM »
Just because senior staff weren't there doesn't mean someone else won't have noticed and reported. A rather naïve outlook really. But hey, as I've said to you before, makes no difference to me whether you have a job or not  :whistle: