Almost 30, pffft, just 29 or so.
I don't know why, she just seems metroish. Perhaps she is cute like you. 
What is this I don't even.
My boss is sitting here telling me my life is shit. Yay..!
"Your life is shit, dude. Get fucked already." Something like that?
Basically, his opinion is that I'm going to school instead of working, and thus I'm stupied mutherfucker on the planet and I don't deserve anything in life but bad things.
Buuuuuuuuut he isn't going to fire me...? wat.