If I ever buy a home, I want a darn bidet. I don't even if it costs me 200$ to get one. I hate TP.
Don't you mean "when I buy a home". You sound awfully pessimistic about it.
Anyway, I had a kickass day today. Me and a friend crossed the lake to the other side, were swimming and chilling there, then when I got all sunburned and looked like a lobster, we paddled back. These sunny days are hard to come by over here.
Oh, and I still look like a lobster.