This day will never be forgotten (atleast by me), Hornet I. tried to take over my room while I was asleep. We don't have information how did he penetrate my defenses but one thing is for sure, he managed to successfully assault my hand 4 times before I woke up and (not knowing what happened) ran to my bathroom.
After 2 minutes of recuperation (mainly by cooling my hand) I was ready to investigate what happened, when I entered my room it was suspiciously quiet, nothing to be heard except my fan. After 5 minutes of thorough investigation I judged it was safe to sleep in my bed, little did I know the sneaky bastard was hidden under my sheets.
Naturally to go to bed one must move his sheets which revealed hornet as well as his evil deeds when he furiously flew to me with killing intent clearly visible in his wasp eyes. As a rational human being I quickly grasped my duvet, pillow and notebook (which I really needed so I could whine on IRC), when I got all the way downstairs still breathing I opened my notebook and talked to some wise men on IRC and got few very good advices from them how to fight against hornets:
[01:53:13] <+Jaru> dont get stung in your penis .. you will regret that
[01:54:11] <+Rathoriel> i fried a bee with a 60w bulb
[02:02:46] <+lostinmetro> Don't do meth
Brave and encouraged to kill the evil monster I went to my room in order to reclaim it's ownership, as my weapon I chose spray against bugs and ants as old Slovak philosophy says that hornets are just overgrown ants with wings. When I entered it's lair it was nowhere to be seen, after few minutes of looking I found it stuck in spiders web (thank you mr. spider) I quickly used this advantage and started to spray on it, as it got heavier and heavier the hornet fell down and furiously flew (or atleast tried to do so) towards me, I however fast and fit managed to dodge his attack and delivered him finishing blow using my repelent (and later a book as he survived the repelent).
TLDR: Fucking hornet stung me 4 times, then I killed him.
