Here it's an old man, with a hat. He has to be old, and he has to have hat. If you see that driving infront of you or behind you. Go into oncoming traffic and start playing "dodge a car", it'll be safer.
The second worst thing on the roads are trophy wifes in big FU off roaders. Bonus points if her eyes are on the mirror and her hands on a make up kit while doing 80 down the road.