You shouldn't murder your own people...
Anyways, I'm not the only one out there that's practically immune. Just google it.
The only affect alcohol has on me is that I have to pee like my bladder is the size of a walnut and if I drink enough I'll feel sleepy - not black out or anything, just sleepy. But there's no loss of motor function, no slurred speech, no behavioral change, no inebriation to speak of. I never have hangovers either.
The fact that I have to pee so much is clear that there's a metabolic response happening and that I feel sleepy makes it apparent that the alcohol is at least doing something since that is a side effect of alcohol. But to not even feel tipsy or affected otherwise in the slightest, either that's chalked up to genetic disposition and having had alcohol build in my system from a very early age, or a combination of that and my brain chemistry.
I haven't found any data to back up anything regarding brain chemistry however. Actually, the only thing I could find was a study that said that people with psychopathic tendencies tend to be angry drunks since it lowers their ability to control their violent urges. But I'm not an angry drunk or a happy drunk or a loud drunk or a sad drunk or even an easy drunk. It just does nothing.
That, by the way, was on an empty stomach.
Woah woah woah, what are you, superwoman? My parent almost died drinking wine on an empty stomach.
Wine....
really...Something like Everclear 190 proof I could understand, but wine? That's ridiculous.
I did eat about half an hour to an hour after all the alcohol that I mentioned though, but there should have still been an affect by then if it was going to happen.
