Did you get groped? If you didn't get groped you didn't get the full experience and should demand your money back.
No. I did nearly get onto the women only carriage though, and only realised at the last minute when I saw it was a) mostly empty, and b) full of women. So I guess I came sort of, kind of close to maybe being accused of planning to grope someone, if that counts?
Bob, where you at! How's shit been?
Yo! It has been pretty damn hectic. Japan is a really inconvenient country to live in, the shops all close at awkward times, and there's so much paperwork to do for everything. But it's been fun so far.
How about you? How's life in Osaka treating you?