Monday off, holiday pay. I should probably come in more hours next week to get a fatter wallet.
How can you guys even stand sitting on a big fat wallet? The concept of having to walk around with a huge schlong and balls dangling between your legs is enough as it is, but the wallet is by choice!
Why don't you keep it in your front pocket or something? Isn't it uncomfortable?
Assuming it's warm enough for me to not be in my jacket~
Not really, no. You have to take into account that male clothing is much more free form, than female. There's actually a lot of space in those pockets. Generally, I find that stuff in my front pockets are far more uncomfortable than in the back. And yes, I do sit on both my wallet and my phone.
However, I do make everything I can to keep my wallet as thin as it can be. It's used for banknotes and important cards only. I don't keep non vital stuff in my wallet. If I'm not expected to use something in it within the week, it has no purpose being there, so it's not really that fat.