Lol. I would probably starve too. I mean what is "being productive" really though?
Causing things to happen.
I think being productive is creating results.
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I came to this thread, preparing to laugh and laughs I got.
I as well, am a person who gets a tad too talkative at times + I don't give a fuck.
So I guess either that type of worker needs to be told reeeally directly and as harshly as one can to shut the fuck up or then giving a warning if you can or to take it to the managament.