Author Topic: If you were God (Read 2970 times)

Tiffanys · « **Reply #80 on:** June 22, 2013, 12:45:17 AM »

Quote from: Monokuroomu on June 22, 2013, 12:43:09 AM

Wait... So we're pregnant when the period stops?

That's...... not how periods work. O_o

Xycolian2332 · « **Reply #81 on:** June 22, 2013, 12:46:37 AM »

I think it's time to educate the shit out of someone

Monokuroomu · « **Reply #82 on:** June 22, 2013, 12:46:46 AM »

Sec, let me stab myself.

megido-rev.M · « **Reply #83 on:** June 22, 2013, 12:47:44 AM »

Quote from: Monokuroomu on June 22, 2013, 12:46:46 AM

Sec, let me stab myself.

*hands over a katana*

ThePlaneJet · « **Reply #84 on:** June 22, 2013, 12:48:17 AM »

....I cringe at the thought of this whole ordeal.

megido-rev.M · « **Reply #85 on:** June 22, 2013, 12:49:39 AM »

Just try not to visualize it.

Monokuroomu · « **Reply #86 on:** June 22, 2013, 12:50:38 AM »

Quote from: megido-rev.M on June 22, 2013, 12:47:44 AM

Quote from: Monokuroomu on June 22, 2013, 12:46:46 AM
Sec, let me stab myself.

*hands over a katana*

Thank you, kind sir. I bid farewell. May I never go full retard again.

megido-rev.M · « **Reply #87 on:** June 22, 2013, 12:51:53 AM »

Quote from: Monokuroomu on June 22, 2013, 12:50:38 AM

Quote from: megido-rev.M on June 22, 2013, 12:47:44 AM
Quote from: Monokuroomu on June 22, 2013, 12:46:46 AM
Sec, let me stab myself.

*hands over a katana*
Thank you, kind sir. I bid farewell. May I never go full retard again.

And then you somehow come back to life.

Monokuroomu · « **Reply #88 on:** June 22, 2013, 12:56:10 AM »

Quote from: megido-rev.M on June 22, 2013, 12:51:53 AM

Quote from: Monokuroomu on June 22, 2013, 12:50:38 AM
Quote from: megido-rev.M on June 22, 2013, 12:47:44 AM
Quote from: Monokuroomu on June 22, 2013, 12:46:46 AM
Sec, let me stab myself.

*hands over a katana*
Thank you, kind sir. I bid farewell. May I never go full retard again.

And then you somehow come back to life.

By all means, please res me.

Hybrid humans, fun, fun.

ThePlaneJet · « **Reply #89 on:** June 22, 2013, 01:03:40 AM »

Hold on the paddles are powering up.

Tiffanys · « **Reply #90 on:** June 22, 2013, 01:05:04 AM »

It's cool. I added a respawn point in RL a few pages back. All that honorable seppuku will seem less snazzy when they respawn.

megido-rev.M · « **Reply #91 on:** June 22, 2013, 01:05:47 AM »

And I don't think a god needs to do paddlin'.

Darth.Sid · « **Reply #92 on:** June 22, 2013, 02:18:06 AM »

A good thing to do as god would be to *destroy all forms of technology*... and if possible, get back some dinosaurzzz! *rawr*....

kitamesume · « **Reply #93 on:** June 22, 2013, 02:50:18 AM »

i think there already is a sickness that makes males randomly leak bloody fluids (painfully) *pun intended*

ThePlaneJet · « **Reply #94 on:** June 22, 2013, 04:01:09 AM »

I would make a little planet with an Adam and Eve on it and see what happens.

Darth.Sid · « **Reply #95 on:** June 22, 2013, 04:27:30 AM »

Quote from: ThePlaneJet on June 22, 2013, 04:01:09 AM

I would make a little planet with an Adam and Eve on it and see what happens.

you'd end up with pr0n

Nikkoru · « **Reply #96 on:** June 22, 2013, 04:34:20 AM »

Quote from: Darth.Sid on June 22, 2013, 02:18:06 AM

A good thing to do as god would be to *destroy all forms of technology*... and if possible, get back some dinosaurzzz! *rawr*....

Don't destroy the technology, have the dinosaurs steal it.

Raptors on dune buggies.

Darth.Sid · « **Reply #97 on:** June 22, 2013, 04:41:52 AM »

Quote from: Nikkoru on June 22, 2013, 04:34:20 AM

Quote from: Darth.Sid on June 22, 2013, 02:18:06 AM
A good thing to do as god would be to *destroy all forms of technology*... and if possible, get back some dinosaurzzz! *rawr*....

Don't destroy the technology, have the dinosaurs steal it.

Raptors on dune buggies.

Velociraptors with laser guided missiles!

Nikkoru · « **Reply #98 on:** June 22, 2013, 04:56:25 AM »

Darth.Sid · « **Reply #99 on:** June 22, 2013, 04:59:13 AM »

Quote from: Nikkoru on June 22, 2013, 04:56:25 AM

they'd definitely make a wonderful "God's Army" right?