Author Topic: How would you murder the person that is above you (Read 5207 times)

1000mAh · « **Reply #180 on:** May 14, 2014, 02:42:01 AM »

a firewood to the head behind the barn.

Burkingam · « **Reply #181 on:** May 14, 2014, 02:50:55 AM »

Electrocution

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #182 on:** May 14, 2014, 02:56:25 AM »

Tear of the tentacles.

Burkingam · « **Reply #183 on:** May 14, 2014, 03:03:15 AM »

Starvation

Tiffanys · « **Reply #184 on:** May 14, 2014, 03:14:36 AM »

...with ham!

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #185 on:** May 14, 2014, 03:17:30 AM »

By cutting her down.........with a herring!

1000mAh · « **Reply #186 on:** May 14, 2014, 03:29:34 AM »

Shred him to pieces and them weld him back together.

Krudda · « **Reply #187 on:** May 14, 2014, 04:27:18 AM »

Put him in front of a man eating plant.

1000mAh · « **Reply #188 on:** May 14, 2014, 05:13:38 AM »

hammer 8 inch nails into their body, all over it.

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #189 on:** May 14, 2014, 05:37:59 AM »

Over charge the battery.

Darth.Sid · « **Reply #190 on:** May 14, 2014, 06:32:56 AM »

forcefully feed 21 bottles of disinfectant. Yes, 21... I'm assuming that's more than enough

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #191 on:** May 14, 2014, 06:36:23 AM »

Shoot darts into arms. Then legs. Then shoulders. Then thighs. Then stomach. Then eyes. Finally head.

Krudda · « **Reply #192 on:** May 14, 2014, 08:28:46 AM »

strap him to a chair, force his eyes to stay open with some spiky thing. place a big screen TV in front of him (say 150" should do) and play an upscaled 1990's hentai on loop.

oh the reused cells.

OH! and it MUST be dubbed!

Either his eyes'll bleed out first, or he'll have a brain aneurysm.

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #193 on:** May 14, 2014, 09:15:11 AM »

Make krudda have more than just a make out session with old sweaty stinky big old males displaying as Sailor Moon.

Krudda · « **Reply #194 on:** May 14, 2014, 09:20:40 AM »

Yup, that's precisely the kind of trash I'm gonna force you to watch until you tear your own eyes out.

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #195 on:** May 14, 2014, 09:23:19 AM »

Have fun watching krudda being raped to death by his own gender cross dressed as sailor moon.

RayIII · « **Reply #196 on:** May 14, 2014, 04:21:16 PM »

Kill his pregnant wife and send it in a box to him, he will shot me and gets executed by the law. Genius.

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #197 on:** May 14, 2014, 04:53:13 PM »

You dare harm my wife, let alone look at her!?!? I am gonna destroy your whole family. *drops atomic bomb on rayiii*

Tatsujin · « **Reply #198 on:** May 14, 2014, 05:31:31 PM »

Quote from: Mistgun_Zero on May 14, 2014, 09:23:19 AM

Have fun watching krudda being raped to death by his own gender cross dressed as sailor moon.

lmao

Tears off Zeros arms and watches him FAIL trying to dial 911 with his feet, until he dies.

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #199 on:** May 14, 2014, 05:34:20 PM »

Pretend to dial 911 while I actually dial the secret code which will trace my location and launch a nuclear missile targeted at that point.