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Offline RayIII

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #200 on: May 14, 2014, 05:51:03 PM »
Will you nuke everyone? Think of the planet dude. I would cut you to pieces, feed your flesh to the poor in africa, of your bones you can make good soup and after that, I bury the rest in the eath in hope a new strong tree grows of your sad remains.

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #201 on: May 14, 2014, 06:05:31 PM »
Force him to swallow over 10 000 posts.

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #202 on: May 14, 2014, 06:07:22 PM »
Make him sallow 10000 needles. Coated with poison.

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #203 on: May 14, 2014, 06:50:30 PM »
Drops a bucket full of ants inside his mouth. Red ants.


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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #204 on: May 14, 2014, 06:51:44 PM »
Tell the CIA you're a double agent and enjoy the show. 8)

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #205 on: May 14, 2014, 11:41:20 PM »
Then they come and see you inside my room, while I am inside your room. They go in guns blazing at Ray!


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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #206 on: May 15, 2014, 01:54:30 AM »
Peer-pressure you into starting to smoke, even though I don't even smoke myself.
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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #207 on: May 15, 2014, 01:56:42 AM »
Gives the powers of tenta-kitty to dogs. Watch as she commits suicide as she can no longer see her slaves serve the dog instead of her.

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #208 on: May 15, 2014, 05:55:38 AM »
You dare harm my wife, let alone look at her!?!? I am gonna destroy your whole family. *drops atomic bomb on rayiii*
You've got that backwards, the expression "let alone" is meant to mean "x" is the bad situation, "let alone" "y" ( y = the worst situation)

Your wording would have been far better as:
"You dare look at my waifu, let alone harm her?!"

Uhh. anyway, neglecting the English lesson, back to the topic at hand, I think I'd unleash a barrage of panties fired from a cannon directly at Misty. The sheer force of 1000 pantsu hitting him square in the nose would cause one of two things:
  • Intense nose-bleed. Victim dies of blood loss. Erections increase the heart rate, thus increasing the speed of the death. This is a two-part weapon.
  • Intense brain damage from the force. Victim dies of internal bleeding.
I'll do the flipping on webcam so people know it's legit.

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #209 on: May 15, 2014, 06:38:07 AM »
Convince you to undergo a futanari surgery. Well, you went for the surgery, who said anything about it being a success or that you would survive it?

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #210 on: May 15, 2014, 06:48:24 AM »
Assuming I am mindwashed enough to get the surgery, I'd commit suicide after. Doesn't really matter overall though, as I'm a guy in real life.

So to kill you, I'd just remove your medulla oblongata.
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Offline RayIII

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #211 on: May 15, 2014, 07:07:47 AM »
I always think of Krudda as a girl, why is that? I'd just bid my time and wait for a car to run you over.

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #212 on: May 15, 2014, 10:51:52 AM »
I would not.I'm tired of killing.Of death, violence.All this hate and suffering was only because we feared."The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death".I say no more.
No more.


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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #213 on: May 15, 2014, 10:56:51 AM »
Then death it shall be dear.
*Death brings down the scythe and seperates the body and soul.*

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #214 on: May 15, 2014, 11:45:40 AM »
I always think of Krudda as a girl, why is that? I'd just bid my time and wait for a car to run you over.
Probably the overly girlish theme I seem to emanate.

Anyway, back on topic: I vote mistgun ;)
He knows what it means.
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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #215 on: May 15, 2014, 12:16:38 PM »
Cursed shoes that make you run until you die.

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #216 on: May 15, 2014, 12:24:31 PM »
I'd shame you so much that you'll kill yourself

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #217 on: May 15, 2014, 12:28:12 PM »
Laser cutter.

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #218 on: May 15, 2014, 12:29:17 PM »
Mistgun, you are my son. *Mistgun's head explodes*
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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #219 on: May 15, 2014, 12:33:06 PM »
Mama!! Join me mama!!! *Self detonates* sniff sniff. Such a touching story of mother and son. *Sniff* *Sniff*