Author Topic: How would you murder the person that is above you (Read 5227 times)

Darth.Sid · « **Reply #220 on:** May 15, 2014, 02:09:50 PM »

You blew yourself up.. I have no work to do here.

RayIII · « **Reply #221 on:** May 15, 2014, 05:32:11 PM »

I let a jedi do the dirty work, why stain myself, right?

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #222 on:** May 15, 2014, 05:54:50 PM »

It's a man's job to get his hands dirty. Plain old slash and stab killing.

Burkingam · « **Reply #223 on:** May 15, 2014, 06:15:11 PM »

Travel back in time just before the moment of conception and completely distract parents from their deed. It's the perfect crime: you never even existed.

RayIII · « **Reply #224 on:** May 15, 2014, 06:19:20 PM »

Speaking of time travel, I make sure that another semen is faster than yourself so you won't be first. You know steroids and stuff. Although that woudn't be considered murder.

Tatsujin · « **Reply #225 on:** May 16, 2014, 12:29:45 AM »

Chops him in half.

Darth.Sid · « **Reply #226 on:** May 16, 2014, 01:15:11 AM »

push into molten iron pit...

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #227 on:** May 16, 2014, 01:16:29 AM »

Take him out with an anti-tank rifle.

Darth.Sid · « **Reply #228 on:** May 16, 2014, 01:25:38 AM »

Tomorrow's news shall read " Mistgun shot dead with mysterious gun" No. I'm innocent!!!

Tatsujin · « **Reply #229 on:** May 16, 2014, 02:16:28 AM »

rip his tits out.

Darth.Sid · « **Reply #230 on:** May 16, 2014, 03:16:05 AM »

Spike drink with excess of steroids and sleeping pills..

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #231 on:** May 16, 2014, 04:12:31 AM »

Drown in alcohol. You went down when high.

hiddenkakure · « **Reply #232 on:** May 16, 2014, 05:49:20 AM »

decapitation with a nail cutter

Tatsujin · « **Reply #233 on:** May 17, 2014, 06:21:26 AM »

upper cut his jaw and break it in half

Krudda · « **Reply #234 on:** May 17, 2014, 09:29:43 PM »

take away his favourite things, then when he has nothing left, take away his head.

Tatsujin · « **Reply #235 on:** May 17, 2014, 09:55:43 PM »

Grabs Thunderfury and strikes Krudda, electructing him and it bounces off to Zero, Darth, RayIII and Burk ... instantly killing all four of them!

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #236 on:** May 18, 2014, 02:42:49 AM »

KAAAAMMEEHHHHHAAAAM EEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAAA A!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darth.Sid · « **Reply #237 on:** May 18, 2014, 03:41:05 AM »

Send my Cat-Minions to Misty's. They distract him with their cuteness and kill him when he's not looking. The surprise is that the cats get to choose the murder weapon!

Tiffanys · « **Reply #238 on:** May 18, 2014, 03:50:05 AM »

Probably with a machete if my dream last night was any indication. By the way your avatar isn't working.

Burkingam · « **Reply #239 on:** May 18, 2014, 04:11:28 AM »

By sending you in Antartica without food or equipment and far from any installations.