Author Topic: How would you murder the person that is above you (Read 5262 times)

Krudda · « **Reply #320 on:** May 22, 2014, 09:22:03 AM »

Quote from: RayIII on May 22, 2014, 09:11:53 AM

I deny his existens so he is dead to me. Is that murder?

It is if you are Haruhi....

Speaking of.
Endless Eight rerun, and when it finishes, we go again.

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #321 on:** May 22, 2014, 01:36:19 PM »

Ban-KAI!!!!

Gh0st93 · « **Reply #322 on:** May 22, 2014, 03:59:47 PM »

Slenderman

Darth.Sid · « **Reply #323 on:** May 22, 2014, 05:01:41 PM »

Sent to Mars but gets rejected halfway and is discarded from spacecraft...

Tatsujin · « **Reply #324 on:** May 22, 2014, 11:49:17 PM »

Breaks his jaw in half.

Krudda · « **Reply #325 on:** May 23, 2014, 12:49:23 AM »

Tiro Finalé

Gh0st93 · « **Reply #326 on:** May 23, 2014, 01:03:00 AM »

Hit with a guitar.

El kabong!!

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #327 on:** May 23, 2014, 02:48:30 AM »

Drop an Acme anvil on his head.

Krudda · « **Reply #328 on:** May 23, 2014, 05:58:52 AM »

Run so fast that he mistimes the anvil, and when it doesn't work, he walks under it himself.

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #329 on:** May 23, 2014, 05:47:04 PM »

Make him choke on sailor moon underwear.

Gh0st93 · « **Reply #330 on:** May 23, 2014, 05:53:24 PM »

Death by pantie-less sailor moon.

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #331 on:** May 23, 2014, 05:57:39 PM »

You dare shoe me sailor moon!! Time for you to die!!
*Rain down bullets*

Krudda · « **Reply #332 on:** May 23, 2014, 11:22:00 PM »

Skillfully (or just clumsy luck) dodge the bullets, collect them all after and somehow fire them back with magic, at the originator.

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #333 on:** May 24, 2014, 12:03:29 AM »

Kill him with magic. Not the magical girl kind.

marinosgr · « **Reply #334 on:** May 24, 2014, 12:07:47 AM »

Throw him in a pit of leeches

Darth.Sid · « **Reply #335 on:** May 24, 2014, 01:23:54 AM »

Dragon-slayer mistakes you for a dragon... He was probably drunk, but now you're dead.. the end.

Tatsujin · « **Reply #336 on:** May 24, 2014, 03:35:42 AM »

Grab his neck, twist it, snap it, toss his body to the loli dogs to eat him.

Burkingam · « **Reply #337 on:** May 24, 2014, 03:49:28 AM »

Call him: "Hey there is a red button on your left side. I just wanted to make sure you knew not to press it. Have a nice day."
Then let nature follow its course.

Krudda · « **Reply #338 on:** May 24, 2014, 04:05:25 AM »

While he ain't looking, rewire the red button to detonate Burkingams's phone.

Tatsujin · « **Reply #339 on:** May 24, 2014, 04:27:49 AM »

Tiro Finalé