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Offline SeventyX7

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #380 on: May 26, 2014, 07:00:58 AM »
Drain all the sodium from his body and mix it with a batch of chlorine to make human salts.

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #381 on: May 26, 2014, 07:45:04 AM »
Drain a reservoir of concentrated chlorine on his body.
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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #382 on: May 26, 2014, 11:28:15 AM »
Kiss the life out of you.

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #383 on: May 26, 2014, 02:22:08 PM »
Hug you to death.

Offline Darth.Sid

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #384 on: May 26, 2014, 02:49:40 PM »
 :chop: Guillotine. The End.

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #385 on: May 26, 2014, 03:28:53 PM »
You end under liquid thine.
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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #386 on: May 26, 2014, 04:48:10 PM »
I have nothing against Burkingam, but I am in a mood to kill someone - why not?

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Offline SeventyX7

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #387 on: May 26, 2014, 04:50:35 PM »
Unleash a flock of hungry harpies on him.  Cannibalism.

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #388 on: May 26, 2014, 05:01:25 PM »
Khe, silly silly SeventyX7, all harpies are my buddies, we have a cup of chamomile tea with a hint of innocent children blood and tear Seventy apart cell by cell

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #389 on: May 26, 2014, 05:29:59 PM »
Drown in a pool of chamomile tea and innocent children blood.
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Offline Darth.Sid

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #390 on: May 26, 2014, 05:37:48 PM »
Zombie apocalypse. Coincidentally, all the zombies were children... I wonder where they came from!?!

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #391 on: May 26, 2014, 05:44:23 PM »
^^ oh thanks, we were a bit thirsty...

*harpy stretches her wings then looks at her razor sharp claws and thinks that they should be put to use, she takes a glance at Burkingam fluffy tail*

What a nice toy Burkingam is. Harpy plays cat and mouse with little kitty Burkingam is, it's a shame kitties break so fast cut to slices by these razor sharp black bloody nails.....

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LETS PLAY BALL!!! oh darn ball exploded and by mistake a stomach of Dark.Sid got sliced open as well... what a clumsy clumsy player I am...

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #392 on: May 26, 2014, 05:49:34 PM »
Gets a marksman to shoot at harpy and miss... Immediately afterwards, drops a nuclear bomb and destroys harpy and everyone else nearby too!

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #393 on: May 26, 2014, 05:53:17 PM »
startled by the crappy shot harpy flies into the sky beyond the reach of radiation and escapes the death bomb that killed Darth.Sid

( it's more fun to avoid being killed part...hope its not against the rules)

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Offline Darth.Sid

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #394 on: May 26, 2014, 05:56:49 PM »
Makes by job easier :  no attempt on life made. Yay!!!

OnT: sends a parcel with a key to a locker inside... When harpy goes to open the locker, I release the kraken!

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #395 on: May 26, 2014, 06:11:29 PM »
Dear, Dark.Sid - we all mythical creatures are friends now! There are sooo few of us left and we get to see each other sooo rarely, thank you for this great opportunity to meet and old friends and talk of old good times when we had so much fun killing, spreading misery and fear...oh all good times. Tiers of joy sneaks into my eyes! To tell the truthe I have never really understood kakens taste in human meat - what so great about smelly seaman? I prefer innocent children, they are so tender and juicy!!! Or virgins, virgins are good as well, not as good as children, but rare, so it hits up the price...


So back to killing part.
Harpy and her old bud kraken takes a good look as Dark.Sid, as thank full as we are for a great chance he provided us, we are who we are and we are a bit hungry after all this reminiscence so - we make a meal out of him. I get the tender nice parts that still taste of youth and kraken eats the rest, he is not picky after all

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #396 on: May 26, 2014, 06:57:26 PM »
Push you into the kraken's mouth.
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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #397 on: May 26, 2014, 06:59:55 PM »
So burk. Giant sea monster fight round 2!

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #398 on: May 26, 2014, 07:13:32 PM »
Oh you found leviathan as well, damn I love you guys! All my great great buds!!!


Out of pure joy and happiness rips Gh0st into 3 peaces!

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Re: How would you murder the person that is above you
« Reply #399 on: May 26, 2014, 07:21:23 PM »
Buy 3 knifes. Call them "Joy", "Peace" and "Hapiness".
Torture harpy with Joy and Hapiness. Then fill her heart with Peace.
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