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The General Chit Chat Thread 4
blackhole:
Oh I'll treat you like a proper Dungeon Master, complete trust man, complete trust !
If we can't trust our Dungeon Master, who can we trust ?
Chiyachan:
--- Quote from: Tiffanys on October 19, 2014, 07:25:13 PM ---Those....... aren't fair conditions. I'm not even participating.
--- End quote ---
Life isn't fair though Tiffanys. But it's FUN. That's the important part, right? THE FUN.
Krudda:
--- Quote from: Chiyachan on October 19, 2014, 07:23:54 PM ---It'll work quite easily. Every time I tally up somebody at the end of the game, I'll flip a coin. Heads = A ban for Tiff, Tails = No ban added.
Then it'll be all fun. I'll do the flipping on webcam so people know it's legit.
--- End quote ---
So you've got one of those rare double-heads coins, eh?
Mimishiki19:
DM: Let's start. Roll for initiative!
*Chiya rolls 7*
*Tiff rolls 3*
DM: Chiyachan sneakily unholsters his ban hammer. This massive blunt weapon has tasted the blood of many trolls and of many innocent bystanders thus earning it's monicker "Collateral Fun". It has d10 damage and +3 vs necromancers.
Chiya: Enjoy my ba...family friendly euphemism.
*Chiya rolls 1*
Tiff: Ha, I've been deflecting logic and reality since before Bohr proved my world is a strong possibility. Also grammar!
*Tiff rolls 2*
DM: Chiyachan swings his massive phallic compensation towards Tiff face and critically misses. His hammer slips from hands as he slips on the mud of frustration. In his path a startled Tiffany finishes casting wind spell which also critically misses. Instead of a raging tornado meant to hurl Chiya in the nearest mountain, it slightly pushes Tiffany in the naked arms of the surprised cat person thing.
Tiffany: No, not this. Don't make us do this DM. I'm super serious!
DM: Mwahahahaha. ROLL!
*Tiff rolls 1*
*Chiya rolls 1*
Chiya: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---
Tiff: *sigh* Do we at least have some lube?
JoonasTo:
The fun. ;D
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