The General Chit Chat Thread 4

[Saras]

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One euro to rule them all

Poland is not in the Euro zone
Defying Germany as usual

You can pay with euro in poland, they take your money regardless. xD

You can pay with the euro everywhere in the EU. You're just guaranteed to get your change back in the form of euros.

Anyway, we're getting the euro full time coming this new year, I'm rather indifferent to it.

[Burkingam]

So... did Chiya actually ban the people that posted in the banhammer thread last time? I'm not brave enough to find out.

Not "brave enough" to get a potential ban for 48 hours from an internet forum?
This is why we all think that you are not some super smart and super successful hot chick, but a neckbeard living in a basement.

I'm not super successful, I work for a non-profit lol.

But this is Chiya we're dealing with. He could add exceptions for everyone else and then edit his post and I could be banned foreverrrrrrrrrrrr! See, you have to consider these things...

It's probably the perfect thread to make this little dance we do together from time to time.

[AceHigh]

The rules are set in stone, otherwise duki will tell me off.

And demote you... again. 

[metro.]

So... did Chiya actually ban the people that posted in the banhammer thread last time? I'm not brave enough to find out.

Not "brave enough" to get a potential ban for 48 hours from an internet forum?
This is why we all think that you are not some super smart and super successful hot chick, but a neckbeard living in a basement.

[AceHigh]

Nah, just throwing a few jabs: I rather prefer colourful personalities.

Anywho, I am off to work. Got to hug a few robots before everyone else comes. It's my secret to how they operate with few to none issues during my shifts. Machines need loving too.

[Chiyachan]

New rule for the game. Any post has an ADDITIONAL 50/50 chance of having the same time period ban on Tiffanys!

[blackhole]

Any item flavor for this case ?
And what are the rolls needed ?

[Tiffanys]

What the hell?

[Chiyachan]

It'll work quite easily. Every time I tally up somebody at the end of the game, I'll flip a coin. Heads = A ban for Tiff, Tails = No ban added.
Then it'll be all fun. I'll do the flipping on webcam so people know it's legit.

[Tiffanys]

Those....... aren't fair conditions. I'm not even participating.

[blackhole]

Oh I'll treat you like a proper Dungeon Master, complete trust man, complete trust !
If we can't trust our Dungeon Master, who can we trust ?

[Chiyachan]

Those....... aren't fair conditions. I'm not even participating.

Life isn't fair though Tiffanys. But it's FUN. That's the important part, right? THE FUN.

[Krudda]

It'll work quite easily. Every time I tally up somebody at the end of the game, I'll flip a coin. Heads = A ban for Tiff, Tails = No ban added.
Then it'll be all fun. I'll do the flipping on webcam so people know it's legit.

So you've got one of those rare double-heads coins, eh?

[Mimishiki19]

DM: Let's start. Roll for initiative!
*Chiya rolls 7*
*Tiff rolls 3*
DM: Chiyachan sneakily unholsters his ban hammer. This massive blunt weapon has tasted the blood of many trolls and of many innocent bystanders thus earning it's monicker "Collateral Fun". It has d10 damage and +3 vs necromancers.
Chiya: Enjoy my ba...family friendly euphemism.
*Chiya rolls 1*
Tiff: Ha, I've been deflecting logic and reality since before Bohr proved my world is a strong possibility. Also grammar!
*Tiff rolls 2*
DM: Chiyachan swings his massive phallic compensation towards Tiff face and critically misses. His hammer slips from hands as he slips on the mud of frustration. In his path a startled Tiffany finishes casting wind spell which also critically misses. Instead of a raging tornado meant to hurl Chiya in the nearest mountain, it slightly pushes Tiffany in the naked arms of the surprised cat person thing.
Tiffany: No, not this. Don't make us do this DM. I'm super serious!
DM: Mwahahahaha. ROLL!
*Tiff rolls 1*
*Chiya rolls 1*
Chiya: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---
Tiff: *sigh* Do we at least have some lube?

[JoonasTo]

The fun. 

[blackhole]

Has just begun!

[Chiyachan]

DM: Let's start. Roll for initiative!
*Chiya rolls 7*
*Tiff rolls 3*
DM: Chiyachan sneakily unholsters his ban hammer. This massive blunt weapon has tasted the blood of many trolls and of many innocent bystanders thus earning it's monicker "Collateral Fun". It has d10 damage and +3 vs necromancers.
Chiya: Enjoy my ba...family friendly euphemism.
*Chiya rolls 1*
Tiff: Ha, I've been deflecting logic and reality since before Bohr proved my world is a strong possibility. Also grammar!
*Tiff rolls 2*
DM: Chiyachan swings his massive phallic compensation towards Tiff face and critically misses. His hammer slips from hands as he slips on the mud of frustration. In his path a startled Tiffany finishes casting wind spell which also critically misses. Instead of a raging tornado meant to hurl Chiya in the nearest mountain, it slightly pushes Tiffany in the naked arms of the surprised cat person thing.
Tiffany: No, not this. Don't make us do this DM. I'm super serious!
DM: Mwahahahaha. ROLL!
*Tiff rolls 1*
*Chiya rolls 1*
Chiya: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---
Tiff: *sigh* Do we at least have some lube?

Pls continue.

[Mimishiki19]

Sorry for  the delay. Was thinking about the story, got too into it and had to take a short brake.
I can't post it though. Too graphic.
The abridged version:
-both characters unwillingly get naked
-the Chiyachan character discovers Tiff has been keeping some hard secrets. He's pleasantly surprised.
-Tiff's anger rises. Her need for an outlet is great
-their battle is epic and sweaty.
-Tiff's outrage reaches a boiling point and Chiya faces it head on.
-Tiff collapses on her knees and with shove on her hands also. Chiya unleashes his fury on a exhausted Tiff.
-many battcries later the DM emerges victorious

All characters depicted are purely fictional and any resemble to actual people is coincidental

[Krudda]

Too much information bro.

So tiff is a futa, chiya gave head, then bukakke over tiff.

Strange mind you have...

And stop Fapping

[Burkingam]

I love you guys. *sheds a tear*