I don't really have anything new, but this is me:
2 1/2 Years Ago

I had a lot of piercings then. My face was also a hell of a lot more angular than it is now (time to get my fat ass back to the gym).

Me with one of my cats. Crappy shot around 3 in the morning, but the cat was a camera whore so I had to oblige.
2 Years Ago

This was me at work about a year after I joined the smut shop. That dog leash around my neck is probably the closest I've ever come to a tie, now that I think about it.
May, 2011

This was either right before Voltaire, or Rammstein; I can't remember which, because they were both in the same month. Note the weight I'm gaining and the hair getting longer.
Yeah, no pictures of me in the past year, but my hair is now slightly past the shoulders. I figure I'll let it get to mid back and then get my hair dyed again. I'm fighting with insomnia right now, so I'm sorry to have wasted all of your time :p