Yeah, I've been called much worse then a chauvinistic pig for less. I find it better to be totally clear with the fact that yes, that's exactly what I appear to be, then to get to far into knowing someone and having them be surprised.
So judge away 
And hey, the boobs was really just a metaphor for simply being female, I'm sure being...."quaint chested?" looks stunning.
I'm digging myself in a hole and burying myself aren't I?
... "Quaint chested"? Well that's a new one.
Don't take what I said too literally tho. Fortunately (for me) I'm happy with what I have, as you say (sarcasm noted), very stunning and yet I can still sprint comfortably without buying special bra made out of kevlar. 
Either way, don't worry, I think most guys are, as you said, chauvinistic pigs during their puberty.
I'm sure you'll be a prefect gentleman too, in a few years.
*poke-poke*
I actually wasn't be sarcastic for once. I just didn't do the obligatory omgsohawt when you first posted your pictures.
I liked the kevlar part though, that would be...painful to say the least.
By the maker, watch it, that almost sounded like a compliment. That would utterly destroy your personality.
And yes. Maturity, adulthood = Getting better at lying and pretending (in some cases, getting so good at it, that you start to believe it yourself and become overwhelmingly boring person).
And I wasn't joking, I was doing athletics when I was younger (Well, not that I'm so old now) and the ... aparatures some of the "very gifted" girls had to put on to be able to jump without breaking your face with your ...gifts... It's really better to be a B. Cha, gotta write that down.
Yeah, I wasnt talking about you, was talking in generally. No girls (me included) wouldnt post an ugly pic of themselves.
Well, honetsly, gender aside, why would anyone want to intentionaly post seriously ugly pictures of themselves? There are two extremes. Some people post pictures where they are in perfect light, with makeup and even "adjusted" in PS, then the other one, where someone posts images where they look like zombies and take it with the camera their grandfather left them when he died 20 years ago. Both are a bit weird. Of course, there are those mentioned "I'm so ugly! Everyone tell me I'm beutifull nao!!!" but that'S some kind of a brain damege... Kinda like duckfacing.
PS: Not many "boys" want smart, witty and interesting girls. I guess it's too ego-breaking when girl is smarter and especially funnier.
