If you would take that metal thing out of your face, you would look a lot better.
I always wondered how people with that kind of piercing drink and eat liquid stuff. Imagine eating a soup and you have a leak right below your lower lip 
I usually don't mind piercing, however I hate the metal taste in my mouth, so for example if your tongue is pierced with some piece of metal, then there is one person less in this world willing to kiss you.
On other hand guys with piercing... just one more place to grab the fucker when fighting him. (especially if also chained with other piercing)
You know, let me enlighten you there.
How do you drink liquid stuff... Well, the "hole" is pretty much similar to what you could do with a needle from injection. You can stab yourself with that all over, but you won't bleed or... drool. So you drink just as you drink without it. You do pretty much everything as you would without it and it's the same. You don't "leak", even if you wanted to. Not with this kind of piercing anyway, you'd have to have something huge for that.
As for taste... Well, surgical steel doesn't have any taste, metallic or any other. Might have something to do with the why are pircings made from silver or surgical steel and not from rusty iron.
As for the sarcastic jerk part - yes, it is amazing, but I have reached a stage where even people who know me for many years have no idea when I'm joking and when I'm serious. Entertaining as that is, it might get a little problematic sometimes. You know, like the old tale where the guy yelled !Wolf!" to rally the village everyday, but when the wolf actually came and he yelled, noone cared to even look out of window.