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[froody1911]

What does her father do that involves ferrets?

[undetz]

Bio-genetic research obviously, he wants to create a breed of warrior-ferrets that will conquer the world for him.

[rostheferret]

What does her father do that involves ferrets?

Pest control. Great for cleaning out pipes of infestations because they are so damn violent when food is nearby. You ever tried to get one ferret out of a pen to check he's ok? Half a dozen ferrets scrambling over each other so they can latch on to the arm to freedom (and cuddles) any way they can, though they've been trained not to bite. They'll just scratch you to hell. For their size, their jaws are amongst the strongest in the animal world :/ They've been known to kill small dogs and cats and things when provoked (though it's not common, ferrets are usually more interested in playing than anything else).

[metro.]

What does her father do that involves ferrets?

Pest control. Great for cleaning out pipes of infestations because they are so damn violent when food is nearby. You ever tried to get one ferret out of a pen to check he's ok? Half a dozen ferrets scrambling over each other so they can latch on to the arm to freedom (and cuddles) any way they can, though they've been trained not to bite. They'll just scratch you to hell. For their size, their jaws are amongst the strongest in the animal world :/ They've been known to kill small dogs and cats and things when provoked (though it's not common, ferrets are usually more interested in playing than anything else).

The fact your name has ferret kinda draws me to ask what kind of obsession you've got.

[rostheferret]

What does her father do that involves ferrets?

Pest control. Great for cleaning out pipes of infestations because they are so damn violent when food is nearby. You ever tried to get one ferret out of a pen to check he's ok? Half a dozen ferrets scrambling over each other so they can latch on to the arm to freedom (and cuddles) any way they can, though they've been trained not to bite. They'll just scratch you to hell. For their size, their jaws are amongst the strongest in the animal world :/ They've been known to kill small dogs and cats and things when provoked (though it's not common, ferrets are usually more interested in playing than anything else).

The fact your name has ferret kinda draws me to ask what kind of obsession you've got.

It derives from my old facebook profile. I had a picture of a friends old ferret, Yuki, licking it's lips for years and people started calling me 'ferret boy' and the name just kinda stuck, so even though my picture has since changed I still sign a lot of things online as "the ferret." The fact my gf has a load of ferrets is such a coincidence, though I do like the little bundles of fluffy energy...

[Burkingam]

^And as you say, we can't deny these little buggers are ferocious when they feel like it, though in my case I guess I have a gift with pets because contrarily to my mother and sister, they have never bitten me to blood even when I took things out of there mouth.

[elvikun]

That's funny. I never noticed the "ferret" in the name. Or "the". I imagined this guy for some reason

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and never gave it another second of thinking. Or reading for that matter.

[froody1911]

But his name doesn't even start with ror

[elvikun]

But his name doesn't even start with ror

Yes! I know! But I simply read it as rorschferob or something like that, came to conclusion user likes comics and is name Rob and never tryied to read it again, lol.

[demon-brolly]

I'm sure they're are plenty of lady friends here they just have to be lured in with chocolate and harem anime ^_^

[EmptyMemory]

I'm sure they're are plenty of lady friends here they just have to be lured in with chocolate and harem anime ^_^

reverse harem*

[froody1911]

I'm sure they're are plenty of lady friends here they just have to be lured in with chocolate and harem anime ^_^

You'll find plenty of women if you're bothered to look through 238 pages.

[elvikun]

I'm sure they're are plenty of lady friends here they just have to be lured in with chocolate and harem anime ^_^

You'll find plenty of women if you're bothered to look through 238 pages.

There are no women on the internet.
Only bald fat guys. And someone called "1000".

[metro.]

I'm sure they're are plenty of lady friends here they just have to be lured in with chocolate and harem anime ^_^

You'll find plenty of women if you're bothered to look through 238 pages.

There are no women on the internet.
Only bald fat guys. And someone called "1000".

Your picture just got much creepier.

[elvikun]

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I'm sure they're are plenty of lady friends here they just have to be lured in with chocolate and harem anime ^_^

You'll find plenty of women if you're bothered to look through 238 pages.

There are no women on the internet.
Only bald fat guys. And someone called "1000".

Your picture just got much creepier.

That's drawn image of me smiling calmly.

[EmptyMemory]

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I'm sure they're are plenty of lady friends here they just have to be lured in with chocolate and harem anime ^_^

You'll find plenty of women if you're bothered to look through 238 pages.

There are no women on the internet.
Only bald fat guys. And someone called "1000".

Your picture just got much creepier.

That's drawn image of me smiling calmly.

You drew that?

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I'm pretty much amazed of anyone that can draw.

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I couldn't score higher than a C+ in Grade 5-7 Art.

[elvikun]

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I'm sure they're are plenty of lady friends here they just have to be lured in with chocolate and harem anime ^_^

You'll find plenty of women if you're bothered to look through 238 pages.

There are no women on the internet.
Only bald fat guys. And someone called "1000".

Your picture just got much creepier.

That's drawn image of me smiling calmly.

You drew that?

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I'm pretty much amazed of anyone that can draw.

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I couldn't score higher than a C+ in Grade 5-7 Art.

Not quite. But I draw. I'd just never use something I made as an avatar.  Plus I'm at a bit of a diasdvantage, being unable to adjust to tablet. It just doesn't work, I could just as well try to do it blind ad with left hand
Also C from Arts class? I always though it's like Good - A, Average - A-, Bad  - B. What is C? Bashing paper with face?

[EmptyMemory]

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I'm sure they're are plenty of lady friends here they just have to be lured in with chocolate and harem anime ^_^

You'll find plenty of women if you're bothered to look through 238 pages.

There are no women on the internet.
Only bald fat guys. And someone called "1000".

Your picture just got much creepier.

That's drawn image of me smiling calmly.

You drew that?

(click to show/hide)

I'm pretty much amazed of anyone that can draw.

(click to show/hide)

I couldn't score higher than a C+ in Grade 5-7 Art.

Not quite. But I draw. I'd just never use something I made as an avatar.  Plus I'm at a bit of a diasdvantage, being unable to adjust to tablet. It just doesn't work, I could just as well try to do it blind ad with left hand
Also C from Arts class? I always though it's like Good - A, Average - A-, Bad  - B. What is C? Bashing paper with face?

You have to reach a new level of awesome to achieve what I've achieved.

[Saras]

I've finished middle school with an average of about 61%

Surprisingly enough, my overall score has steadily increased with each passing year. Compared to most's, where it goes to hell.

[elvikun]

That's because you slowly evolved from human to a chem nerd.
You wanted to hear that, no?