^ Is going to be disappointed after reading this post because at first glance she will think that I am going to explain what the rainbow yeti-god is, when in reality I am just going to ramble on to make it look like I might possibly have talked about what the rainbow yeti-god is, but in reality I am merely talking about how she be disappointed she was deceived into thinking that I actually did talk about the rainbow yeti-god. And by the time she reads this sentence she will probably be wondering why she even bothered to this at all.