Returning & Introduction Thread

[AceHigh]

Hiya,

I've been a boxtorrents member for about two years now, and in all that time I've never really paid attention to the fact that there was a forum  ,  anywho glad to finally make this discovery and I look forward to caring on pointless, yet extremely enjoyable conversations with ya folks.

You don't speak AIM, thats enough. Yes, we are glad.

and he doesn't speak iamdeath-ish and we are even happier.

[nstgc]

Thank you Ace. I had almost forgotten about that guy.

[KoC]

We can all make our lives a happier place by thinking that it's Psy that he chose to stalk since his exile. Oh fracturous day, kaloo kaley.

[CalabiYau]

I'm CalabiYau.

These things are me too:

Writer, graphic artist, coin polisher, connoisseur of Doomsday scenarios, pc tech, Barney torturer, martial artist, Practitioner of the Black Arts Level IV (just beneath the Kwisatz Haderach, just above Abe Vigoda), Possessor of Unholy Knowledge Concerning War and the Means of its Waging III (Esq.), and some would say slightly odd.  As in, "Good God, he's batshit crazy!  Don't make eye contact, honey!"  I deny this in the strongest terms, since I'm totally normal.

I'm also a fan of moonlit walks in seedy parks, ice cream, death metal, and absolutely dreamy girls.  Oh, and colony drops.  Too few of those these days.

... and flowers (for any absolutely dreamy girls still reading).  I Definitely like those.

I also happen to like anime.  I assure you that it is mere coincidence and that I'm not a stalker.  After all, the rate of infection is stupid high, yo.  Since the rate is so high, it is in fact a further sign of my average status.  As you can see, I am acceptably plebeian in all respects, and that I do in fact possess two entirely functional nostrils, Abner and Bert.  Any good olfactormancer can tell you that a good subliminal nostril flare is the basis of any propitious relationship (normal).  I used to be the graphic designer for my local anime club (R.I.P.), and I've been collecting since '92 (i.e. utterly normal).

My blood type is "Hammertime."  I mean "normal."

I can feel the bonds of trust growing.  I look forward to many nostril flares between us (all totally subliminal, I assure you).

*normalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormal*

[Morgia]

... and flowers (for any absolutely dreamy girls still reading).  I Definitely like those.

I also happen to like anime.  I assure you that it is mere coincidence and that I'm not a stalker.  After all, the rate of infection is stupid high, yo.  Since the rate is so high, it is in fact a further sign of my average status.  As you can see, I am acceptably plebeian in all respects, and that I do in fact possess two entirely functional nostrils, Abner and Bert.  Any good olfactormancer can tell you that a good subliminal nostril flare is the basis of any propitious relationship (normal).  I used to be the graphic designer for my local anime club (R.I.P.), and I've been collecting since '92 (i.e. utterly normal).

Very funny style of writing... really loved reading that introduction... and those flowers... really pretty indeed 
just a small question: what's your definition of dreamy girls?

[CalabiYau]

*bows*

I do pride myself on my obviously average writing acumen.

My idea of Miss Absolutely Dreamy Host ... I mean Girl USA?:



Note, in particular, the sharply cocked right eye and perfectly normal pinched features.  Classic, really.  Being a brunette doesn't hurt either.

You see?  My tastes are exceptionally pedestrian.  I'm so normal, I've even got a picture of Normal:



My friend, The Beast Thou Wilt Name The Many ... err, I mean, John Smith, has often commenting on what an average sort I am, and how perfectly common my interests are in every way.  Absolutely dreamy girls needn't worry about vermicious egg implantation in the slightest.  Those are just wild rumors spread by people who like to style themselves as "law enforcement" and "public health advisers."  All of them are clearly mad.


*normalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormal*

[nstgc]

I see. Very average in deed.

[AceHigh]

What do you smoke? Can I get some?

[nstgc]

I smoke sarcasm.

[CalabiYau]

What do you smoke? Can I get some?

I smoke the same thing other perfectly normal people smoke.  If you would be so kind as to inform me of its name and exact chemical composition, I'd be delighted to inform John Smith, so that we can all be as normal as you and your many cohumans.  After all, sharing is caring.

I smoke sarcasm.

And, I might add, you do a marvelous job.  I've often commented on how this "sarcasm" substance is smoked most professionally by those pods ... I mean persons that call themselves n-s-t-g-c.  It's clearly a sign of healthy nostrils.  Commendable in its uniformly average nature.  Like an egg just before hatching.  A chicken's egg, that is, because that is the kind we consume with the morning's mastication, along with vegetation, various meats of four-legged mammals, and other soft substances and wads of vitamin material. 

I assure you it has nothing to do with pods, lichen, hive minds, or sentient egg spores whatsoever.  Sentient egg spores implanted in absolutely dreamy host beings are out of the question entirely.

*normalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormal*

[nstgc]

Wow, you're not such a bad guy. Most people are incapable of appreciating these fine leaves of mine, but you have seen through the purple haze and understand the deeper meaning...perhaps better then myself.

[AceHigh]

Seems like Serenities is back....    or some of it's kin....

[nstgc]

Didn't Serenity leave the boards shortly after the two of us joined?

[zomgw00t]

Hey everybody!

I'm Chappie and I'm from the United States. I am 18 and more or less an all around geek.

I got into anime as a result of my interest in sci-fi, but my tastes in anime have definitely spread beyond just sci-fi animes. The first anime I watched was Cowboy Bebop: The Movie, then followed by the Love Hina series.

Along with watching anime, my interests include model building with Lego bricks, LARPing, taking stuff apart, science fiction, check myself out in the mirror, thinking about how much I like asian girls (>.>)...etc.

Its nice to meet you all!

[kyubixmunky]

Woah... I never got informed about that whole conversation with CalabiYau...

anyways... is your name really Chappie?

[zomgw00t]

anyways... is your name really Chappie?

Pretty much, yeah. Its from my middle name, Chapman, and I've gone by it my whole life so it might as well be. At one time I didn't even know that my real name was my real name because all I had ever gone by is Chappie!

[kyubixmunky]

That's pretty sweet... Well what's your real first name?

[nstgc]

I'm more interested in his last name. Why don't to PM Kyu*ky and me. He's interested in your first name and I'm interested in your last name, but you don't want both on the forums. If you tell us separately I'm sure your privacy won't be compromised.

[dyk]

I'm more interested in his last name. Why don't to PM Kyu*ky and me. He's interested in your first name and I'm interested in your last name, but you don't want both on the forums. If you tell us separately I'm sure your privacy won't be compromised.

DONT DO IT, this is how orginized crime gangs steal you identity, they build up your trust with sweet talk and then, BLAMO your an imigrant that got caught sellin bootleg beastiality dvds downtown

-d-

[Proin Drakenzol]

Along with watching anime, my interests include model building with Lego bricks, LARPing, taking stuff apart, science fiction, check myself out in the mirror, thinking about how much I like asian girls (>.>)...etc.

FAG, SHITFUCK, DINGLEBUTT... fucking LARPers, give all D&D and other pnp game players a bad name. shit.

Legos are awesomesauce, though. so I half forgive you for being a queerbag LARPer.