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Returning & Introduction Thread
CalabiYau:
*bows*
I do pride myself on my obviously average writing acumen.
My idea of Miss Absolutely Dreamy Host ... I mean Girl USA?:
Note, in particular, the sharply cocked right eye and perfectly normal pinched features. Classic, really. Being a brunette doesn't hurt either.
You see? My tastes are exceptionally pedestrian. I'm so normal, I've even got a picture of Normal:
My friend, The Beast Thou Wilt Name The Many ... err, I mean, John Smith, has often commenting on what an average sort I am, and how perfectly common my interests are in every way. Absolutely dreamy girls needn't worry about vermicious egg implantation in the slightest. Those are just wild rumors spread by people who like to style themselves as "law enforcement" and "public health advisers." All of them are clearly mad.
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nstgc:
I see. Very average in deed.
AceHigh:
What do you smoke? Can I get some?
nstgc:
I smoke sarcasm.
CalabiYau:
--- Quote from: Dragoon AceHigh on July 23, 2008, 10:43:11 PM ---What do you smoke? Can I get some?
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I smoke the same thing other perfectly normal people smoke. If you would be so kind as to inform me of its name and exact chemical composition, I'd be delighted to inform John Smith, so that we can all be as normal as you and your many cohumans. After all, sharing is caring.
--- Quote from: nstgc on July 23, 2008, 11:07:28 PM ---I smoke sarcasm.
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And, I might add, you do a marvelous job. I've often commented on how this "sarcasm" substance is smoked most professionally by those pods ... I mean persons that call themselves n-s-t-g-c. It's clearly a sign of healthy nostrils. Commendable in its uniformly average nature. Like an egg just before hatching. A chicken's egg, that is, because that is the kind we consume with the morning's mastication, along with vegetation, various meats of four-legged mammals, and other soft substances and wads of vitamin material.
I assure you it has nothing to do with pods, lichen, hive minds, or sentient egg spores whatsoever. Sentient egg spores implanted in absolutely dreamy host beings are out of the question entirely.
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