Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 296961 times)

capnmorgan · « **Reply #160 on:** February 10, 2007, 07:29:25 AM »

Granted, but you don't like what you wish for.
I wish for the entire world to be nuked. (ha, think of a way to corrupt that one!)

Tyler Durden · « **Reply #161 on:** February 10, 2007, 07:32:09 AM »

granted, but you have to live alone on the world by yourself forever

i wish i wish i had'nt killed that fish

beezer08 · « **Reply #162 on:** February 10, 2007, 07:35:49 AM »

granted, but the fish kills you

I wish people I like didn't have to die

capnmorgan · « **Reply #163 on:** February 10, 2007, 07:37:21 AM »

granted, but now they become zombies and eat you.
I wish to never become an over emotional bastard

beezer08 · « **Reply #164 on:** February 10, 2007, 07:43:17 AM »

Granted, but you are now a robot with no friends

I wish I had some grape juice

Koyori · « **Reply #165 on:** February 11, 2007, 01:08:23 AM »

Granted, but the grape juice was made from rotten grapes.

I wish for a new cell phone.

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #166 on:** February 11, 2007, 01:17:26 AM »

granted, but you had to get tmobile and now you can never have service

I wish alec baldwin would shut the fuck up

Koyori · « **Reply #167 on:** February 11, 2007, 01:24:02 AM »

Granted, but now you'll hear a recording of him on every single audio device.

I wish for a new laptop.

beezer08 · « **Reply #168 on:** February 11, 2007, 01:42:40 AM »

granted, but it's the worst one on the market

I wish my comp could play h.264 correctly without crashing

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #169 on:** February 11, 2007, 01:44:10 AM »

granted, but the only thing you can watch is the movie White Hope

I wish I had theme music

beezer08 · « **Reply #170 on:** February 11, 2007, 02:10:03 AM »

granted, but it plays all the time and you annoy the hell outta people around you and get your ass beat

I wish I had a better computer so I wouldn't have to watch some files on my laptop

NaRu · « **Reply #171 on:** February 11, 2007, 06:16:24 AM »

granted..you now have a Dell HA!

I wish that Dell PC will die

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #172 on:** February 11, 2007, 06:23:49 AM »

granted, but the economy suffers greatly because of that, and then you have to move in with your uncle ned, whom you never knew you had, and you have to share a bed with his step sun peetey who still wets the bed and picks his nose and asks you a million questions about things you don't care about like "whats the gross national income of peru" and so you get really annoyed and lock him in the closet, but then your uncle ned presses child abuse charges on you and you can't pay for a lawyer so you go to prison and have to register as a sex offender. hope your good at making shivs

i wish people would see through the bullshit and realize butter is way better the margarine

beezer08 · « **Reply #173 on:** February 11, 2007, 06:31:58 AM »

granted, you die from clogged arteries

I wish that candy wasn't so bad for you

Koyori · « **Reply #174 on:** February 11, 2007, 07:13:39 AM »

Granted, but the candy cost starts at 10,000 to 1 million euros.

I wish for global cooling.

beezer08 · « **Reply #175 on:** February 11, 2007, 07:15:43 AM »

granted, we fall into another ice age

I wish it was warmer here

Sosseres · « **Reply #176 on:** February 11, 2007, 07:56:00 AM »

Granted, the earth moves much closer to the sun.

I wish I had more time.

Koyori · « **Reply #177 on:** February 11, 2007, 08:02:57 AM »

Granted, your clock is turned off.

I wish for summer weather conditions.

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #178 on:** February 11, 2007, 02:11:50 PM »

granted, but its the aftermath of nuclear holocaust

I wish everyone just spoke english.

capnmorgan · « **Reply #179 on:** February 11, 2007, 02:35:13 PM »

Granted, but it's olde english
I w ish for more wishes