Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 296983 times)

Koyori · « **Reply #180 on:** February 11, 2007, 07:56:41 PM »

Granted, everyone else get more wishes and your the only one who can wish anymore.

I wish for a plate of teriyaki.

CumbreNagalo · « **Reply #181 on:** February 11, 2007, 07:59:00 PM »

Granted, but the teriyaki sauce used is a century old and does major damage to your stomach once you eat it.

I wish for a new computer case.

Koyori · « **Reply #182 on:** February 11, 2007, 08:07:42 PM »

Granted, but the new case is made of glass and is very fragile.

I wish for a sleep number bed.

CumbreNagalo · « **Reply #183 on:** February 11, 2007, 08:09:55 PM »

Granted, but the bed comes with Bird flu infected roast chicken, which you eat and get horribly sick from so that you are transferred to a hospital, quarantined, and can't use your bed for 6 months.

I wish for shumai!

Koyori · « **Reply #184 on:** February 11, 2007, 08:33:14 PM »

Granted, but their made of wax and only look like shumai.

I wish it was summer, right now.

CumbreNagalo · « **Reply #185 on:** February 11, 2007, 08:35:52 PM »

Granted, but the temperatures get up to 170 degrees Fahrenheit so that it burns your skin off if you choose to go outside.

I wish for a piece of chocolate cheese cake.

beezer08 · « **Reply #186 on:** February 11, 2007, 11:24:00 PM »

Denied!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish for more free time today.

Koyori · « **Reply #187 on:** February 11, 2007, 11:27:21 PM »

Granted, your stuck on an island.

I wish there wasn't any algae in my aquarium.

beezer08 · « **Reply #188 on:** February 11, 2007, 11:28:55 PM »

Granted, but everything else gets infected with illness

I wish I didn't have any math homework

CumbreNagalo · « **Reply #189 on:** February 11, 2007, 11:30:03 PM »

Granted, but you don't have any school, education, job or life either because you died.

I wish for a lifetime supply of japanese food.

Koyori · « **Reply #190 on:** February 11, 2007, 11:53:11 PM »

Granted, but all you get is wasabi.

I wish I could eat shellfish without getting an allergic reaction.

beezer08 · « **Reply #191 on:** February 11, 2007, 11:54:53 PM »

Granted, but you get an allergic reaction to all other food

I wish I had some cookie dough ice cream

CumbreNagalo · « **Reply #192 on:** February 11, 2007, 11:58:13 PM »

Granted, but the cookie dough is infected with salmonella

I wish Mitch Hedberg was still alive.

beezer08 · « **Reply #193 on:** February 12, 2007, 12:59:53 AM »

granted, but you had to exchange your life for his

I wish I didn't have class tomorrow

Koyori · « **Reply #194 on:** February 12, 2007, 01:10:05 AM »

Granted, you dropped out of uni.

I wish for some contact lens.

beezer08 · « **Reply #195 on:** February 12, 2007, 01:13:18 AM »

Granted, but you get acid in your eyes and they are permanently glued there causing you to go blind

I wish for more wishes

PencilTest · « **Reply #196 on:** February 12, 2007, 01:33:21 AM »

Granted . . . but someone else hears this and becomes enraged with jealousy. He jumps you and covers your mouth before you can make another wish. Using a knife, he stabs and slashes at your neck. You survive the attack but the doctors at the hospital tell you that you'll never be to speak again, rendering all the wishes useless.

I wish I was the world champ?

AkumaisDaGr8est · « **Reply #197 on:** February 12, 2007, 01:50:29 AM »

granted....but then you start bitin goff peoples ears and befor you know it you're a bum.

Wish I didn't have a headache

Koyori · « **Reply #198 on:** February 12, 2007, 03:32:02 AM »

Granted, but now you have stomachaches.

I wish I had a wine cellar.

AkumaisDaGr8est · « **Reply #199 on:** February 12, 2007, 03:33:43 AM »

granrted......but its surrounded by poisonour spiders

wish i could carry a gun whereever i went