Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297019 times)

beezer08 · « **Reply #200 on:** February 12, 2007, 03:39:55 AM »

granted, but you get killed by some random cop that doesn't know you are allowed to carry one

I wish it wasn't so damn cold here

NaRu · « **Reply #201 on:** February 12, 2007, 04:25:05 AM »

granted its 120 F instead

I wish for winter to end

beezer08 · « **Reply #202 on:** February 12, 2007, 04:26:26 AM »

granted, the earth explodes

I wish for some cheetos

NaRu · « **Reply #203 on:** February 12, 2007, 04:27:21 AM »

granted, the sun explodes

I wish that someone can give me a wish

beezer08 · « **Reply #204 on:** February 12, 2007, 04:28:06 AM »

granted, but it's corrupted

I wish for a lot of money

NaRu · « **Reply #205 on:** February 12, 2007, 04:31:52 AM »

granted but you become blind

I wish for a better paying job

beezer08 · « **Reply #206 on:** February 12, 2007, 04:49:20 AM »

granted, but you wipe some rich person's ass for a living

I wish I didn't have any bills to pay

NaRu · « **Reply #207 on:** February 12, 2007, 04:50:41 AM »

granted but you lost all of your money and your job

I wish for money to go somewhere

armourer84 · « **Reply #208 on:** February 12, 2007, 04:55:13 AM »

Granted, but somewhere you can go is hell.

I wish I had invisible hands as in the Elfen Lied.

NaRu · « **Reply #209 on:** February 12, 2007, 04:57:24 AM »

granted but you become blind

I wish for the will to come up with a wish that can't go wrong

Koyori · « **Reply #210 on:** February 12, 2007, 05:09:05 AM »

Granted, but you no longer exist.

I wish I lived closer to the beach.

Xanthic · « **Reply #211 on:** February 12, 2007, 05:10:04 AM »

Granted, an earthquake moves your house 1 foot closer to the nearest beach.

I wish I could teleport anywhere I wanted

NaRu · « **Reply #212 on:** February 12, 2007, 05:11:46 AM »

granted but everytime you teleport you become 10 years older

I wish for things to wish for

Xanthic · « **Reply #213 on:** February 12, 2007, 05:15:03 AM »

Granted, but they are all only good things that happen to me

I wish I had a drink right now

Koyori · « **Reply #214 on:** February 12, 2007, 05:16:08 AM »

Granted, but the drink is tainted.

I wish for a larger room.

beezer08 · « **Reply #215 on:** February 12, 2007, 05:16:45 AM »

granted, but it's so big it takes you an hour to reach the door

I wish for a cookie

Xanthic · « **Reply #216 on:** February 12, 2007, 05:18:06 AM »

^ granted, but its not one of Moni's

I wish there were more interesting threads to post in

beezer08 · « **Reply #217 on:** February 12, 2007, 05:19:24 AM »

granted, but you can't post anymore

I wish for a wish

Xanthic · « **Reply #218 on:** February 12, 2007, 05:21:37 AM »

^ granted, but it doesn't work

I wish I won the lotto

beezer08 · « **Reply #219 on:** February 12, 2007, 05:24:26 AM »

granted, you won $1

I wish I owned Microsoft