Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297485 times)

kureshii · « **Reply #2140 on:** June 11, 2008, 07:39:35 PM »

Quote from: redemtionboy on June 11, 2008, 07:33:40 PM

granted, not that you would have if the wish wasn't granted, but officially now, you can never get laid.

owned, lulz

umm... granted...? O_o But the experience excites you and you realise you've gone down the dark, terrible path of masochistic bestial guro and die in despair.

I wish AHQ would just upload Gungrave here already >_>

mgz · « **Reply #2141 on:** June 12, 2008, 01:18:19 PM »

granted but gungrave gets licensed by adv and taken down before you can dl it

i wish all of adv's awesome titles would magically becomed unlicensed or uploadable on box

kureshii · « **Reply #2142 on:** June 12, 2008, 01:26:13 PM »

Heheh, it got UPLOADED!!! XD

granted, but then nobody wants to seed them >_>

I wish all anime came in at least 720p.

Hmm... if my wish gets granted without corruption, does this thread implode on its own logic and get locked?

mgz · « **Reply #2143 on:** June 12, 2008, 01:36:21 PM »

granted - but it is then all in such high quality that no household monitor for under 35000$ can play it and it is impossible to downscale it because its just that amazing.

i wish i could be home to sign for my video card when its delivered

houkouonchi · « **Reply #2144 on:** June 14, 2008, 12:45:24 PM »

Quote from: kureshii on June 12, 2008, 01:26:13 PM

Heheh, it got UPLOADED!!! XD

granted, but then nobody wants to seed it >_>

I wish all anime came in at least 720p.

Hmm... if my wish gets granted without corruption, does this thread implode on its own logic and get locked?

Thanks for uploading it. And damn I am getting some nice speeds from the get-go.

Man I am just such a leech whore. 57% downloaded now and and only 100 megabytes uploaded for a nice .02 ratio.

kureshii · « **Reply #2145 on:** June 14, 2008, 01:18:53 PM »

Quote from: houkouonchi on June 14, 2008, 12:45:24 PM

Thanks for uploading it.

But I didn't

on topic... you are home, but they delivered the wrong thing >_>

I wish I had a 24" LCD right now.

aghstnashell · « **Reply #2146 on:** June 14, 2008, 01:22:22 PM »

Granted, but it is short circuits and burns your home to the ground.

I wish that I had a job right now...

kureshii · « **Reply #2147 on:** June 14, 2008, 02:54:23 PM »

collecting semen samples from elephants and digging cow poo to check their health.

I wish I had the money to study overseas. Bond-free.

aghstnashell · « **Reply #2148 on:** June 14, 2008, 03:05:40 PM »

Granted, but the plane crashes and everyone survives but you.

I wish that gas didn't cost so fucking much.

houkouonchi · « **Reply #2149 on:** June 14, 2008, 03:59:46 PM »

Quote from: kureshii on June 14, 2008, 01:18:53 PM

Thanks for uploading it.

But I didn't

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Whups. Sorry, I was near the end of a 12 hour "OnCall" shift and was tired and somehow managed to read what you said as "I got it uploaded" not "It got uploaded".... /facepalm

It doesn't help that at work I use a 200 PPI 22.2 inch LCD @ 3840x2400 so the text is pretty small which added to the problem.

kureshii · « **Reply #2150 on:** June 14, 2008, 04:11:18 PM »

Quote from: houkouonchi on June 14, 2008, 03:59:46 PM

It doesn't help that at work I use a 200 PPI 22.2 inch LCD @ 3840x2400 so the text is pretty small which added to the problem.

O_O Where the hell did you get a monitor like that? Does it come in 24" varieties?

No wait, the more appropriate question should be "how the hell do you see anything in 3840X2400?"

Esoliken · « **Reply #2151 on:** January 04, 2009, 11:32:44 PM »

Quote from: aghstnashell on June 14, 2008, 03:05:40 PM

Granted, but the plane crashes and everyone survives but you.

I wish that gas didn't cost so fucking much.

Granted, but you crash your car

I wish for a keyboard synthesizer :>

iindigo · « **Reply #2152 on:** January 04, 2009, 11:39:31 PM »

Granted, but every 12 keystrokes the keyboard rickrolls you MIDI-style.

I wish I had unlimited uncorruptable wishes (or is that cheating >_>)?

Esoliken · « **Reply #2153 on:** January 04, 2009, 11:49:30 PM »

Granted, but the warranty lasts for 2 seconds

I wish for a cat :3

NaRu · « **Reply #2154 on:** January 05, 2009, 12:02:35 AM »

granted but its fat..really fat

I wish for a wish that I can wish for something that can wish me anything that I want by wishing for it by saying it backwards and causes a huge flood by respecting a greater good while losing the right to speak in public. While wishing for this wish I can gain +3 of uncorrupted wishes by using a stick that I can use to hit others with

Esoliken · « **Reply #2155 on:** January 05, 2009, 12:09:43 AM »

^ granted, but its goes in an endless loop eventually destroying the rest of the world with greater and greater floods

I wish for a better sound card

NaRu · « **Reply #2156 on:** January 05, 2009, 12:53:14 AM »

granted but your video card just died and imploded. Now you can hear your computer crying

I wish for a rock that can fly

Esoliken · « **Reply #2157 on:** January 05, 2009, 01:01:03 AM »

Granted, but it can only fly in a three foot radius

I wish I had a boyfriend :|

NaRu · « **Reply #2158 on:** January 05, 2009, 01:02:47 AM »

granted but he is only 2 feet tall and is 74 years old and has a beard that is 4 feet long that has old food and nasty hard gum stuck in it

Esoliken · « **Reply #2159 on:** January 05, 2009, 01:10:40 AM »

granted, but

wait, I wish for you to have a wish >:O