Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297485 times)

NaRu · « **Reply #2160 on:** January 05, 2009, 01:30:11 AM »

granted but the wish is not to have to wish

I wish that I dont have to make a wish and a wish is need to be wished

nstgc · « **Reply #2161 on:** January 05, 2009, 02:18:43 AM »

Granted, but you realize that it was a dream

I wish I was 5 cents richer.

Esoliken · « **Reply #2162 on:** January 05, 2009, 02:38:18 AM »

granted put it comes in the form of useless coupons

I wish for some more coke-zero T-T

nstgc · « **Reply #2163 on:** January 05, 2009, 02:41:28 AM »

granted but the only bubbles you'll notice are those caused by it boiling.

I the cat pan would clean itself.

Esoliken · « **Reply #2164 on:** January 05, 2009, 02:43:33 AM »

granted, but it puts the waste inside your computer

I wish for *blank*

nstgc · « **Reply #2165 on:** January 05, 2009, 02:44:38 AM »

granted but the odor kills you first

I wish my cats would clean their own cat pan.

Esoliken · « **Reply #2166 on:** January 05, 2009, 02:55:07 AM »

Granted, but the same thing happens

I wish for the impossible

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #2167 on:** January 05, 2009, 03:15:44 AM »

granted, but it stabs you in the face.

I wish for the power to stab everyone in the face, including myself.

nstgc · « **Reply #2168 on:** January 05, 2009, 03:16:38 AM »

Granted, but you're first and you die.

I wish I could throw fireballs like Mario.

Esoliken · « **Reply #2169 on:** January 05, 2009, 03:20:09 AM »

granted, but you are stuck constantly fighting bowser for princess peach

I wish goats weren't so funny to look at

nstgc · « **Reply #2170 on:** January 05, 2009, 05:10:57 AM »

Granted, flies lay eggs in your eyes and they are consumed from within.

I wish I had Princess peach (even if she is a bitch).

cubensis55 · « **Reply #2171 on:** January 05, 2009, 05:22:11 AM »

Granted, but the real Princess peach is actually a fruit.

I wish I could knit.

nstgc · « **Reply #2172 on:** January 05, 2009, 05:28:31 AM »

Granted, but you knit with great frequency leading to carpal tunnel syndrom.

I wish I could watch the fake Peach and real Peach 69.

cubensis55 · « **Reply #2173 on:** January 05, 2009, 05:38:11 AM »

Granted, but you have to 69 it with Prince Pineapple.

I wish I could cook Japanese food.

nstgc · « **Reply #2174 on:** January 05, 2009, 05:50:05 AM »

Granted, but the Japanese you are cooking happens to be a samurai. He doesn't like the idea of being eaten and turns you into sashimi.

I wish I had a rusty nail stuck in my neck.

mgz · « **Reply #2175 on:** January 05, 2009, 05:55:01 AM »

granted but its because you are in a coffin and they are nailing it shut and are mildly retarded.

I wish everyone in the world got herpes would be kinda funny

cubensis55 · « **Reply #2176 on:** January 05, 2009, 05:58:50 AM »

Granted, but "In the world" is literal.
Meaning only people living underground or in caves will get herpes.

I wish poo was edible and nutritious.

nstgc · « **Reply #2177 on:** January 05, 2009, 02:53:44 PM »

granted, but it tastes like shit.

I wish beer didn't taste like piss.

relic2279 · « **Reply #2178 on:** January 05, 2009, 02:55:01 PM »

granted but it tastes like shit.

I wish shit tasted like beer.

nstgc · « **Reply #2179 on:** January 05, 2009, 04:37:25 PM »

Granted, but it still tastes like piss

I wish I had a cookie