Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 296956 times)

Pharismo · « **Reply #2380 on:** January 16, 2009, 10:01:34 PM »

granted, but they killed you

i wish people would stop watching animes with no end

Esoliken · « **Reply #2381 on:** January 16, 2009, 10:22:25 PM »

Granted, but they complain about there being an ending

I wish some animes wouldn't end or go on to explain more

Pharismo · « **Reply #2382 on:** January 16, 2009, 10:49:27 PM »

granted but they are only hentai

i wish people realize that pokemon, naruto, bleach are for people that doesn't have life

muesli · « **Reply #2383 on:** January 16, 2009, 11:31:26 PM »

granted people realize that and stop watching pokemon, naruto, bleach and so on but because no one watches these well going animes anymore a lot of anime studios go bankrupt and the remaining studios are no longer able to produce anything else than mainstream animes (which no one watches anymore so they go bankrupt as well.....)

i wish it wasn't already that late

Nanonanol · « **Reply #2384 on:** January 17, 2009, 12:02:14 AM »

Granted, but unfortunately you find yourself 1000 years in the past, and although it is morning, you have to wait 1000 years to read the response to your post (or to even write your post)

I wish Ash Katchem contracts meningitis, and dies a horrible death after being raped by all the pokemon he enslaved in those tiny fucking pokeballs.

cubensis55 · « **Reply #2385 on:** January 17, 2009, 12:16:11 AM »

Granted, but the characters from digimon are included.

I wish for an object the size of an orange.

Nanonanol · « **Reply #2386 on:** January 17, 2009, 12:25:17 AM »

Granted, you get a pokeball which you are forced to spend at least 12 hours a day in.

I wish water wasn't so wet, and that I hadn't just written that ridiculous alliteration.

cubensis55 · « **Reply #2387 on:** January 17, 2009, 12:28:27 AM »

Granted, but solid become the new wet, and everyone dies of hypothermia.

I wish for something electronic

Nanonanol · « **Reply #2388 on:** January 17, 2009, 02:39:37 AM »

Granted, you get a vibrator, which your parents immediately find and show you how to use ....

I wish the empire state building were made out of jenga blocks.

cubensis55 · « **Reply #2389 on:** January 17, 2009, 02:59:40 AM »

Granted, but every other piece has been pulled, and it's now your turn...

I wish for something red and cold.

Esoliken · « **Reply #2390 on:** January 17, 2009, 03:37:05 AM »

Granted, its the blood transfusion desperately getting pumped into you after your horrible car accident

I wish for the same thing just different outcome

Nanonanol · « **Reply #2391 on:** January 17, 2009, 03:43:05 AM »

Granted, you are trashing about in a giant see of cherry Jell-O, and the only way to live is to consume 3x10^8 cubic kilometers of the Jell-O ...

I wish for my next wish not to suck so much.

geoffreak · « **Reply #2392 on:** January 17, 2009, 03:45:48 AM »

Granted, but it blows instead.

I wish for nothing.

cubensis55 · « **Reply #2393 on:** January 17, 2009, 03:47:04 AM »

Impossible, the object of "nothing" is actually something.

I wish for an something that is messy and purple.

Nanonanol · « **Reply #2394 on:** January 17, 2009, 03:58:59 AM »

Granted, you are now covered in the bits of what remain of Barney after being hit with a cruise missle.

I wish for something non-violent to happen to me.

geoffreak · « **Reply #2395 on:** January 17, 2009, 04:02:18 AM »

Granted, everyone in the world hates you

I wish for a million dollars

cubensis55 · « **Reply #2396 on:** January 17, 2009, 04:32:02 AM »

granted, but it's all in pennies, and you can't exchange it for larger currency.

I wish for something blue and smooth

Nanonanol · « **Reply #2397 on:** January 17, 2009, 05:12:23 AM »

Granted, but unfortunately you lose your sense of feeling and sight, and become mute and deaf, and have absolutely no way of ever know what that incredibly awesome blue and smooth item was.

I wish George Lucas and Steven Spielberg had never made the Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull movie.

cubensis55 · « **Reply #2398 on:** January 17, 2009, 05:16:16 AM »

Granted, but then we wouldn't have had the hilarious South park interpretation of the scenario.

I wish for something that could be used while camping in the woods.

Esoliken · « **Reply #2399 on:** January 17, 2009, 05:40:02 AM »

Granted, toilet paper

I wish for a romantic evening where I do nothing with nobody