Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 296955 times)

geoffreak · « **Reply #2400 on:** January 17, 2009, 05:53:38 AM »

Granted, have fun by yourself.

I wish for something that is red, and looks like a bucket

Nanonanol · « **Reply #2401 on:** January 17, 2009, 06:05:28 AM »

Granted, you get what appears to be a red bucket, but since you are colorblind you don't realize that it is actually green, nor do you realize that it isn't a bucket, but a rather pissed of aligator ready to bite your head off.

I wish for something I could put in a microwave that isn't a hot pocket, or anything else that would give me diarrhea.

Koyori · « **Reply #2402 on:** January 17, 2009, 07:27:51 AM »

Granted, but there is no power for the microwave~

I wish I had perfect vision~

fohfoh · « **Reply #2403 on:** January 17, 2009, 08:54:33 AM »

Granted. But you always see yaoi images on top of everything.

I wish i had a pocky

Nanonanol · « **Reply #2404 on:** January 17, 2009, 04:03:37 PM »

Granted, you get a whole truckload of pocky, but you are only allowed to look at them.

I wish clowns weren't do creepy.

Esoliken · « **Reply #2405 on:** January 17, 2009, 04:18:06 PM »

Granted, but they still looked creepy

I wish for a live concert with Rick Ashtey

geoffreak · « **Reply #2406 on:** January 17, 2009, 05:46:41 PM »

Granted, Rick Ashtey, a local hobo, shows up at your front door and mumbles stuff while strumming a one string guitar

I wish my package would arrive today

Pharismo · « **Reply #2407 on:** January 17, 2009, 06:22:24 PM »

granted but it was changed and you got someone else package

i wish i wasn't so lazy

muesli · « **Reply #2408 on:** January 17, 2009, 06:59:47 PM »

granted but you wouldnt have fun in your life anymore!

i wish it was summer right now

Nanonanol · « **Reply #2409 on:** January 17, 2009, 07:44:34 PM »

Granted, but a new ice age begins and summer is even colder than it is now.

I wish that someone would do my homework for me and do a good job as well, without getting me in trouble.

muesli · « **Reply #2410 on:** January 17, 2009, 09:09:18 PM »

granted you get a person who always does your homework without ever getting you into troubles. one day you realize that this person really suffers because you always earn the rewards for the work of the mentioned person. it becomes harder and harder for you to ignore the fact that you make this poor, likeable person suffer so much but you can't stop to use that person because you aren't able to do your work without that person anymore. you become more and more paranoid because you always think that someone would find out one day! but it never happens.. it only happens in your nightmares.. that make you wake up screaming every night…

i wish i would be able to speak english, french and japanese perfectly

Nanonanol · « **Reply #2411 on:** January 17, 2009, 10:35:44 PM »

Granted, but you are only able to speak them for a single day after which you completely forget all three languages

I wish learning languages was as enjoyable as watching anime/reading manga

Esoliken · « **Reply #2412 on:** January 17, 2009, 11:09:59 PM »

Granted, but everything else now seems futile

I wish I could actually get a good grade in English

Nanonanol · « **Reply #2413 on:** January 17, 2009, 11:21:35 PM »

Granted, but you fail every other class

I wish that John Bonham would come back from the dead and Led Zeppelin would go back on tour.

Esoliken · « **Reply #2414 on:** January 18, 2009, 06:48:18 AM »

Granted, but Robert Plant still wont join :'(

I wish the same plus Robert Plant would join them

Pharismo · « **Reply #2415 on:** January 18, 2009, 09:46:10 AM »

granted but the others would leave him alone

i wish i don't wake up too late from now on

Esoliken · « **Reply #2416 on:** January 18, 2009, 03:22:28 PM »

Granted you missed everything, EVERYTHING including everything

I wish I slept a little better

Pharismo · « **Reply #2417 on:** January 18, 2009, 10:54:59 PM »

granted but you have to sleep with others person with the same sex as you

is gay

Esoliken · « **Reply #2418 on:** January 19, 2009, 12:18:08 AM »

Granted but its all male on male :3 yaoi style so it isn't so bad

I wish everything was a slap stick anime

Nanonanol · « **Reply #2419 on:** January 19, 2009, 04:06:37 AM »

Granted, but everything becomes as bizarre as FLCL, and you immediately regret your wish after being hit over the head multiple times with a bass

I wish the D.Gray-Man anime didn't have such an abrupt, unsatisfying ending, without turning into a show like Bleach or Naruto