Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 296956 times)

Pharismo · « **Reply #2420 on:** January 19, 2009, 01:02:49 PM »

granted but you turned into a gay

you are gay

Esoliken · « **Reply #2421 on:** January 19, 2009, 04:52:02 PM »

Shit... well everyone else is now gay so the earth ends after this generation

I wish for a new religion that wouldn't become corrupt, just the corrupt people get shot

Pharismo · « **Reply #2422 on:** January 19, 2009, 07:16:24 PM »

granted but you are now a fanatic person and kills everyone that doesn't fallow your religion.

i wish i wont run out of energy because its raining

Esoliken · « **Reply #2423 on:** January 19, 2009, 09:16:36 PM »

Granted, but you never run out of energy, and slowly insomnia catches up

I wish for a nice bathroom

Pharismo · « **Reply #2424 on:** January 19, 2009, 11:40:40 PM »

granted but it is public.

i wish that study wasn't need

Nanonanol · « **Reply #2425 on:** January 20, 2009, 12:31:34 AM »

Granted, but you now know absolutely nothing, and aren't capable of learning anything either

I wish alchemy (as shown in FMA) was real, and that I could get a Ph.D. in alchemy

cubensis55 · « **Reply #2426 on:** January 20, 2009, 12:40:53 AM »

Granted, but you are an alchemist of turning poo into vhs copies of Richard Simmons workout videos.

I wish for something that would make me laugh.

Esoliken · « **Reply #2427 on:** January 20, 2009, 02:12:30 AM »

Granted, its the funnest joke ever, but you can't stop laughing, thus you die of suffocation

I wish for cubensis55 to be utterly PWNed
(nothing against you cubensis55, just couldn't think of anything)

Nanonanol · « **Reply #2428 on:** January 20, 2009, 02:59:56 AM »

Granted, the devil comes to visit cubensis55 and tells him that if he wants to live that he has to kill Esoliken. Cubensis55 does the devil's bidding, but since the devil is such an asshole he just decides to kill cubensis55 anyway, but only after throughly violating him.

I wish for something moderately amusing to happen to me that does not involve me getting kicked in the crotch, raped, or being physically violated in any way.

Sakura588 · « **Reply #2429 on:** January 20, 2009, 06:09:03 AM »

granted, but you get mentally tentacle-raped so hard that you believe it was real

I wish sequels of movies weren't worse than the movies that preceded them

Nanonanol · « **Reply #2430 on:** January 20, 2009, 12:59:00 PM »

Granted, all the prequels to the movies are made infinitely shittier so that the horrible sequels seem better by comparison.

I wish I had never watched The Day After Tomorrow

Pharismo · « **Reply #2431 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:25:27 PM »

granted but you got raped when you were going to watch it and missed the movie.

i wish obam dies fast

Esoliken · « **Reply #2432 on:** January 20, 2009, 11:23:19 PM »

Granted, but the country goes with it

I wish I had my doggie back T-T

Pharismo · « **Reply #2433 on:** January 20, 2009, 11:43:40 PM »

granted but now he hates you and attack you every time he see you

i wish i manage to talk to a friend to make call him to go out tomorrow

Rhino · « **Reply #2434 on:** January 20, 2009, 11:49:10 PM »

granted but when you guys go out all he will do is stare at the hot blonde across the room

i wish my hockey team will win the NAHL Robertson cup this year

Pharismo · « **Reply #2435 on:** January 20, 2009, 11:51:33 PM »

granted but you died before the tournament ends.

i wish that Israel would desapear from the map

Nanonanol · « **Reply #2436 on:** January 21, 2009, 12:00:36 AM »

Granted, every nation agrees to change the word "Israel" to a giant question mark on every map in existence, but you die an incredibly painful and agonizing death for being an asshole.

I wish that Pharismo wasn't such an asshole.

Pharismo · « **Reply #2437 on:** January 21, 2009, 12:21:46 AM »

granted but you died after it

i wish people would realize that these games are to make fun and to discover what others people are like.

cubensis55 · « **Reply #2438 on:** January 21, 2009, 12:25:04 AM »

Granted, but then everyone turns into an asshole like pharismo.

I wish I had something large and made of plastic...

Pharismo · « **Reply #2439 on:** January 21, 2009, 12:36:50 AM »

granted but you use to put in your ass

i wish people would realize that im an ass only to proin since he likes to flame people