Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 296967 times)

Esoliken · « **Reply #2440 on:** January 21, 2009, 01:36:20 AM »

Granted, I can tell

I wish I felt a little better

Nanonanol · « **Reply #2441 on:** January 21, 2009, 02:17:23 AM »

Granted, but you get meningitis the next day ...

I wish I had a softer bed.

empyre · « **Reply #2442 on:** January 21, 2009, 02:28:20 AM »

Granted, but the mattress is filled with the creatures from Slither
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9sbW_RcUXo

I wish I received tomorrows newspaper today.

Pharismo · « **Reply #2443 on:** January 21, 2009, 11:35:19 AM »

granted but you can't read it since its written on a language that you don't understand

i wish for getting a girl today

Esoliken · « **Reply #2444 on:** January 21, 2009, 02:10:10 PM »

Granted, but she not the one you ultimately want, instead she the one the will ruin you relationship with "The One" and therefore you and your partner will recieve call everyday after you break up and find "The One"

I wish for some food... I haven't eaten yet <. <

empyre · « **Reply #2445 on:** January 21, 2009, 03:06:10 PM »

Granted, http://www.brioitalian.com/pdf/menu/brio_dinner_menu.pdf

I wish for world domination.

Sakura588 · « **Reply #2446 on:** January 21, 2009, 03:26:40 PM »

Granted, but not by you or anyone of your race... ants that were cross-bred with the DNA of Chuck Norris end up taking over the world in the name of their "father"

I wish prerequisite classes for college weren't such a waste of time and money... (almost like the rest of college, eh?)

Chiyachan · « **Reply #2447 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:00:47 PM »

Granted, they're now free and take no time at all. Edit: The corruption being that you learn nothing from them and therefore will fail college and live life like a forgotten bum. Live on the streets, get addicted to cocaine and die before the age of 25 in an unknown town. (I thought that was implied tbh.)

I wish I could do more on these damned college computers without the administrators bitching at me.

mgz · « **Reply #2448 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:07:51 PM »

Quote from: Chiyachan on January 21, 2009, 04:00:47 PM

Granted, they're now free and take no time at all.

I wish I could do more on these damned college computers without the administrators bitching at me.

chiya i fail to see the corruption in your response thats nothing but good.

and

granted but you do enough that the FBI barges in the door and accuses you of being zero cool from hackers and arrest you

i wish my work would do itself at work and i would get payed and not have to show up

Sakura588 · « **Reply #2449 on:** January 21, 2009, 05:08:20 PM »

granted, but you get paid a very, very small amount of what you normally would

I wish that this earth was only another earth's hell, and not another earth's heaven

muesli · « **Reply #2450 on:** January 21, 2009, 07:20:53 PM »

granted but thats only true because the other "earths" aren't called "earth" anymore but some other name..

i wish there was an instant cure for flu (grippe? idk the common english word for it sry ^^)

mgz · « **Reply #2451 on:** January 21, 2009, 08:47:16 PM »

granted but the cure involves killing 1000 healthy babies to get 1 person cured

i wish good PMPs werent alot of money(NOT THAT AWFUL APPLE GARBAGE)

Nanonanol · « **Reply #2452 on:** January 21, 2009, 09:45:35 PM »

Granted, but it will only play .rmvb, .ra, and .wma formats

I wish a 100mbit connection would only cost $1/month

muesli · « **Reply #2453 on:** January 21, 2009, 10:24:47 PM »

Granted but you would have to pay 1$ for every mb above 100 mb downloaded per month

I wish there was an instant cure for flu without any negative side effects like harming anyone or anything, a high prize or no availability

Nanonanol · « **Reply #2454 on:** January 21, 2009, 10:27:44 PM »

Granted, but it only cures the flu for 10 seconds; after those 10 seconds the symptoms come back and you feel even worse because for those 10 seconds you thought that it had actually worked.

I wish I had a kitchen at school so I could cook my own food.

mgz · « **Reply #2455 on:** January 22, 2009, 12:13:52 AM »

granted but you burn down your dorm/school and lose your tuition

i wish poop didnt smell

NaRu · « **Reply #2456 on:** January 22, 2009, 02:29:47 AM »

granted but it explodes everytime you shit

I wish that no one hates me

Esoliken · « **Reply #2457 on:** January 22, 2009, 02:43:09 AM »

Granted, but the love is too much, and you go out like Kurt cobain

I wish for some food <.<

NaRu · « **Reply #2458 on:** January 22, 2009, 03:37:58 AM »

granted but its nasty rotted meat

I wish I had some brisk

mgz · « **Reply #2459 on:** January 22, 2009, 04:28:34 AM »

GRANTED, but brisk is a 6'4 400lb hairy man

i wish courtmey love would confess to murdering kurt cobain just so the fucking insane conspiracy theorist fans could be right for a change