Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297071 times)

Koyori · « **Reply #240 on:** February 13, 2007, 03:34:32 AM »

Granted, but they went out of business, right before you touch the door.

I wish for a pocket universe.

AkumaisDaGr8est · « **Reply #241 on:** February 13, 2007, 03:36:18 AM »

granted.....but them a world wide fart kills all the inhabitants

wish i could see my own insides

amacing · « **Reply #242 on:** February 13, 2007, 03:44:15 AM »

Granted but you get to seem them while you're being disemboweled by an evil doctor.

I wish I felt like a million bucks

Koyori · « **Reply #243 on:** February 13, 2007, 04:07:30 AM »

Granted, you have money printed onto your body.

I wish for a plane.

beezer08 · « **Reply #244 on:** February 13, 2007, 05:22:23 AM »

granted, you crash and die in it

I wish I had powers like Spawn

Tyler Durden · « **Reply #245 on:** February 13, 2007, 05:29:07 AM »

granted, but you can only use them for 1 min.

i wish i was'nt married right now...

Koyori · « **Reply #246 on:** February 13, 2007, 07:14:49 AM »

Granted, but all of your property now belongs to you spouse.

I wish lobbyist had less power.

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #247 on:** February 13, 2007, 03:11:36 PM »

granted, but the economy collapses

I wish I had more chick-fil-a nuggets that were just as delicious as the ones I ate but I didn't have to pay for them as some cool person gave them to me and they were in no way unhealthy for me and helped me to live a better, fuller, more enjoyable life.

NaRu · « **Reply #248 on:** February 13, 2007, 03:34:17 PM »

granted but it cost you $1000 to get that wish

I wish that WoW servers will go back online

capnmorgan · « **Reply #249 on:** February 13, 2007, 03:38:49 PM »

^granted, but they are buggy as hell and they have to wipe the servers
I wish that I didn't have to take a gigantic poop after eating at chinese and mexican restaurants

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #250 on:** February 13, 2007, 03:40:40 PM »

granted, but you explode

I wish emotional girls would all wear mood rings

Tyler Durden · « **Reply #251 on:** February 13, 2007, 03:55:30 PM »

granted, but none of them would talk to you. (relient K quote)

i wish i had FOIS

beezer08 · « **Reply #252 on:** February 13, 2007, 09:46:15 PM »

granted, but you die b4 use get to use it

I wish I had a big mac

CumbreNagalo · « **Reply #253 on:** February 13, 2007, 10:09:04 PM »

Granted, but the big mac is raw and infected with mad cow disease

I wish I could go to sleep now.

AkumaisDaGr8est · « **Reply #254 on:** February 13, 2007, 11:34:56 PM »

granted....but then you never wake up from your sleep and you sleep for all eternity

wish my hands weren't so damn cold

beezer08 · « **Reply #255 on:** February 13, 2007, 11:42:54 PM »

granted, now they are on fire

I wish that I owned a PS3 and Wii

jemsel · « **Reply #256 on:** February 13, 2007, 11:46:01 PM »

granted but you are paralyze!

i wish that my wish can be granted

Padget · « **Reply #257 on:** February 13, 2007, 11:46:53 PM »

Granted, but they both suck

I wish for a better life

AkumaisDaGr8est · « **Reply #258 on:** February 14, 2007, 12:15:45 AM »

granted....but thenb your penis shrinks to a toothpick

wish i had some blank CD's

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #259 on:** February 14, 2007, 01:00:23 AM »

granted, but they're permanently blank

I wish al gore could finally kill manbearpig