Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 296968 times)

Sakura588 · « **Reply #2480 on:** January 26, 2009, 06:16:33 PM »

granted, but the only wasting that occurs now is the excessive wasting of time

I wish classes on logic weren't as boring as everyone makes them out to be

Esoliken · « **Reply #2481 on:** January 27, 2009, 02:23:05 AM »

Granted, they now are boring as people make them sound

I wish I didn't have a headache

surdumil · « **Reply #2482 on:** January 28, 2009, 02:54:43 AM »

Granted, but your head is now missing.

I wish yesterday's car wreck victim was still alive.

SpeedKills · « **Reply #2483 on:** January 28, 2009, 03:58:03 AM »

Granted, but he/she has risen as a zombie and starts eating your brain.

I wish I had a 10,000 dollar guitar.

cubensis55 · « **Reply #2484 on:** January 28, 2009, 04:03:12 AM »

Granted, but you must buy the $10,000.00 pick that goes with it.

I wish I had something yellow and rough...

SeanSadistiK · « **Reply #2485 on:** January 28, 2009, 12:49:55 PM »

I wish I could fuck all the hot womenz and not get an STD, and kill as many people as I want without getting caught ever.

Esoliken · « **Reply #2486 on:** January 28, 2009, 06:24:52 PM »

Granted, but you die from some horrible disease before you can even touch another girl

I wish this guy^ was banned now

SpeedKills · « **Reply #2487 on:** January 28, 2009, 06:43:40 PM »

Granted, but he creates a spam mail account that hits everyone on BoxTorrents every day with a hundred emails in revenge.

I wish I had magical powers.

Chiyachan · « **Reply #2488 on:** January 28, 2009, 07:27:28 PM »

granted, you get the super power of "constant diaorhea"

I wish I was bullied and hated and was utterly miserable in life.

SpeedKills · « **Reply #2489 on:** January 28, 2009, 09:07:54 PM »

Granted, but you become an cultural icon in the emo world, and attain world renown.

I wish MTV would explode.

Sakura588 · « **Reply #2490 on:** January 28, 2009, 09:11:48 PM »

Granted, but the explosion falls just short of blowing up BET as well

I wish people wouldn't obsess over the lives of celebrities, it's absolutely sickening to hear them run a play-by-play of their life

Malific · « **Reply #2491 on:** January 28, 2009, 09:16:36 PM »

Granted, Now they're doing it with YOUR life.

I wish rain was chocolate syrup.

muesli · « **Reply #2492 on:** January 28, 2009, 09:36:59 PM »

granted but you would have to listen to "chocolate rain" all the time

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i wish the "[Game] The Next Person" thread wasn't blocked by such a stupid question

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SpeedKills · « **Reply #2493 on:** January 28, 2009, 09:41:50 PM »

Granted, but the one I left was probably just as stupid.

I wish that companies like the RIAA and MPAA were outlawed.

Esoliken · « **Reply #2494 on:** January 29, 2009, 02:42:14 AM »

Granted, everyone's happy

I wish a patten wasn't so hard to get

SpeedKills · « **Reply #2495 on:** January 29, 2009, 09:34:40 AM »

Granted, but nobody knows what a "patten" is, so nobody gets one

I wish that I had 10 megabit upload...

muesli · « **Reply #2496 on:** January 29, 2009, 09:39:22 AM »

granted but you would have to pay for every mb

i wish i had the time to maPS now

Pharismo · « **Reply #2497 on:** January 29, 2009, 02:46:14 PM »

^granted but you forget how to do it

V i wish i wasn't lazy to go out alone

muesli · « **Reply #2498 on:** January 30, 2009, 12:11:01 AM »

granted but you would have no fun alone

i wish my virus scan would finally finish after 11 hours of scanning

surdumil · « **Reply #2499 on:** January 30, 2009, 03:21:03 AM »

Granted, but your hard drive has a physical head crash and your CPU ignites :'(

I wish that pattens became the new hot fashion trend.