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Offline Sakura588

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2520 on: January 31, 2009, 09:58:19 AM »
granted, but oh shi- THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!!

I wish the cake wasn't a lie....
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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2521 on: January 31, 2009, 11:16:21 AM »
Granted, but it isn't the truth either.  It exists somewhere between the two, "travelling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination - Next stop, the Twilight Zone!"

I wish new television shows weren't so abysmally awful.


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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2522 on: January 31, 2009, 02:15:05 PM »
Granted, but they show the original shows and that was it

I wish I did have the old episodes of "The Twilight Zone"

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2523 on: January 31, 2009, 02:27:54 PM »
granted but you are in the twilight zone and episodes of the twilight zone are nothing but you watching your life now


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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2524 on: January 31, 2009, 03:30:34 PM »
granted but an evil entity called "red bull" would hunt you down for taking over his job..

i wish no unicorn must ever be the last one of its kind

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2525 on: January 31, 2009, 06:34:01 PM »
Granted, but science still says "its the last one of their kind," even though there are in fact 2 more

I wish life was more and less complicated

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2526 on: January 31, 2009, 06:59:00 PM »
granted now it is less complicated to get into troubles and more complicated to stay away from troubles

i wish everyone would live with the motto "don't be evil"

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2527 on: January 31, 2009, 06:59:59 PM »
granted but now killing is natural and if you don't you are the evil

i wish it wasn't so hot here
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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2528 on: January 31, 2009, 08:56:33 PM »
Granted, your new location is the arctic

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2529 on: January 31, 2009, 08:59:25 PM »
granted, but i won't fallow it

i wish i get my driver licence tomorrow
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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2530 on: February 01, 2009, 03:57:33 AM »
Granted, but you get into a wreck driving home.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2531 on: February 01, 2009, 04:06:18 AM »
Granted, but it takes a month to arrive and by the time it does arrive, you have a slip of paper taped to the package stating that post office was responsible for damaging the package.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2532 on: February 01, 2009, 12:17:54 PM »
granted but you spent over 10years downloading then at net.

i wish the sun get better today so i can go to a waterfall
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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2533 on: February 01, 2009, 11:22:51 PM »
Granted, but there was an accident at the waterfall, and, because of the medics and cops, you can't enjoy yourself.

I wish my car hadn't have died.
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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2534 on: February 02, 2009, 12:04:54 AM »
Granted, it lives, but it's possessed, it's headlight are glowing deep red. it's grinning at you, and it looks hungry.

I wish Groundhogs Day was an observed national holiday.


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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2535 on: February 02, 2009, 12:41:37 AM »
Granted, but only in the nation of the groundhogs, as it marks the anniversary of when they all popped out of their holes at the same time and conquered the world.

I wish the super-bowl commercials were better every-yeaR (Without using cheesy tricks like making them 3D, as they did this year -.-)
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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2536 on: February 02, 2009, 02:51:23 AM »
granted, but after a while people get so intoxicated with watching them, everything seems meaningless

I wish sports wheren't so overrated

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2537 on: February 02, 2009, 03:56:44 AM »
Granted, but everyone hates any form of physical activity and becomes obese.

I wish I only didn't have class on Mondays

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2538 on: February 02, 2009, 11:17:36 AM »
Wish granted, but now you have to study Saturdays, Sundays and every holidays.

I wish I had more muscles.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2539 on: February 02, 2009, 03:33:40 PM »
Granted, but you move very slowly do to your bulk

I wish I wasn't so tired