Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 296979 times)

Keevtara · « **Reply #2540 on:** February 02, 2009, 04:26:51 PM »

Granted, but the pep pills give you a heart attack.

I wish I had more hard drive space.

Sakura588 · « **Reply #2541 on:** February 02, 2009, 06:25:03 PM »

Granted, but its taken literally and you have a 1 kb drive that takes up the entire room, but its as hard as a diamond.

I wish my school didn't block random programs from using the internet...

Arveene · « **Reply #2542 on:** February 02, 2009, 06:36:50 PM »

Granted, they now block the specific programs that you use.

I wish I had something to do right now.

Nanonanol · « **Reply #2543 on:** February 02, 2009, 08:11:10 PM »

Granted, but you have to go work your 3rd job to support your heroin addiction.

I wish I didn't have to go to physics lab today

Esoliken · « **Reply #2544 on:** February 02, 2009, 09:46:19 PM »

Granted, but you do physic problems in math class

I wish I would drop trig faster, even though I love trig

Sakura588 · « **Reply #2545 on:** February 02, 2009, 10:08:11 PM »

Granted, but at the expense of forgetting how to do simple mathematics

I wish my CIS 200 class would actually teach us something new....

Keevtara · « **Reply #2546 on:** February 02, 2009, 11:14:27 PM »

It does teach you something new, but you don't get it, and you fail the class.

I wish I had a better job.

Esoliken · « **Reply #2547 on:** February 03, 2009, 01:21:50 AM »

Granted, but the only thing that is better is the hours

I wish so many people didn't have the wrong idea about anime

Keevtara · « **Reply #2548 on:** February 03, 2009, 03:29:37 AM »

Granted, but reality changes to match the idea, not vice versa.

I wish I had my college degree already.

surdumil · « **Reply #2549 on:** February 03, 2009, 03:45:36 AM »

Granted, but the economy tanks and companies stop hiring new graduates :'(

I wish it was easier for new graduates to start careers.

Nanonanol · « **Reply #2550 on:** February 03, 2009, 03:57:10 AM »

Granted, but only a career in the fast food industry ....

I wish I was fluent in Japanese.

Pharismo · « **Reply #2551 on:** February 03, 2009, 06:16:32 PM »

granted but now you only speak Japanese.

i wish it wasn't so hot here

Keevtara · « **Reply #2552 on:** February 03, 2009, 10:28:18 PM »

Granted, but you start to curse the blizzard after two weeks.

I wish my car was working.

SpeedKills · « **Reply #2553 on:** February 04, 2009, 07:13:33 AM »

Granted, but now that it has a job, it doesn't have time for you anymore and moves on to better things.

I wish I had my own talk show.

Pharismo · « **Reply #2554 on:** February 04, 2009, 09:33:29 AM »

granted but no one listen

i wish mym om didn't want me to get her to her job by car

cubensis55 · « **Reply #2555 on:** February 04, 2009, 05:30:33 PM »

Granted, but you must pull her by chariot. You are the horse, and the chains are attached to your nipples.

I wish Pharismo would spell-check his sentences before he posted.

Nanonanol · « **Reply #2556 on:** February 04, 2009, 05:45:57 PM »

Granted, but he would only spell check his posts to find words that were spelled correctly so that he could intentionally misspell them.

I wish the US used the metric system.

Sakura588 · « **Reply #2557 on:** February 04, 2009, 07:26:57 PM »

Quote from: Nanonanol on February 04, 2009, 05:45:57 PM

Granted, but he would only spell check his posts to find words that were spelled correctly so that he could intentionally misspell them.

I wish the US used the metric system.

granted, but now everyone else uses the standard system of measurements.

I wish that I could beat my Discreet Structures professor until he spoke understandable English, and didn't make his lectures boring, all while not getting in trouble for it (since I'll probably be thanked by everyone in the class)

surdumil · « **Reply #2558 on:** February 04, 2009, 10:57:49 PM »

^ Granted, but suddenly his speaking skills are in demand at much higher paying venues, so he quits the class. His replacement is Mortimer Monotone, who is able to put vast audiences to sleep after only two sentences.

V I wish I had a chili dog.

Nanonanol · « **Reply #2559 on:** February 04, 2009, 11:01:17 PM »

Granted, but it is a Dachshund covered in chili running around your room.

I wish I had finished my chemistry lab report last night.