Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 296987 times)

Esoliken · « **Reply #2560 on:** February 05, 2009, 02:15:34 AM »

Granted, but you missed the class due to being sick in bed from studying too hard

I wish my Math teacher wasn't such a hardass in "you have to do it his way or the highway"

surdumil · « **Reply #2561 on:** February 05, 2009, 03:33:46 AM »

^ Granted. Your math teacher suddenly becomes extremely chummy with everyone in class in a really creepy, disconcerting, uncomfortable way and seems to be stalking you.

I wish I knew what to do with this chili-covered dachshund that's running around the room. It's freaking me out!

Nanonanol · « **Reply #2562 on:** February 05, 2009, 04:48:11 AM »

Granted, you know that you should travel back in time and specify exactly what you meant when you wished for a chili dog, and also find a way to phrase the wish so it has no negative repercussions, however you are unable to travel back in time to do so, so you are still stuck with a chili-covered dachshund which has begun to shit all over your room.

I wish I could travel back in time and go to a Led Zeppelin concert, performed by all the original members of Led Zeppelin, and not get raped, mauled, molested, violated, killed, beaten, drugged, or harmed in any other way at the concert. Front row seats would be nice as well.

cubensis55 · « **Reply #2563 on:** February 05, 2009, 05:10:38 AM »

Granted, but they only play for 30 seconds. Then the show is over.

I wish the "Jesus vs Chuck Norris" wishes started happening again in this thread.

surdumil · « **Reply #2564 on:** February 05, 2009, 05:10:54 PM »

^ Granted, but the first wish is by a noobie who hasn't a clue what the "Jesus vs Chuck Norris" wishes were about.

I wish Jesus Norris would kick Chuck's butt!

Quadlazer · « **Reply #2565 on:** February 06, 2009, 07:27:34 AM »

Granted, but now we have to attend Norris church every Sunday. And every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. Not Saturday. That's the Sabbath.

I wish my room was clean.

Nanonanol · « **Reply #2566 on:** February 06, 2009, 06:29:55 PM »

Granted, your room is clean, but has a lingering smell of dog feces, vomit, and rotten milk.

I wish I had a new pair of socks.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #2567 on:** February 06, 2009, 06:46:45 PM »

granted but they are too small for your feet, so you cant fit into them.

I wish for the ability to time travel

muesli · « **Reply #2568 on:** February 06, 2009, 07:13:41 PM »

granted but you can only travel forward in time and it would always only be 3 seconds..

i wish for a super relaxing day with massage, spa and good food

Nanonanol · « **Reply #2569 on:** February 06, 2009, 11:01:25 PM »

Granted, but that super relaxing day is followed by months of agony after you get run over by a group of elephants on your way back from the spa.

I wish I didn't have any work to do this weekend.

SpeedKills · « **Reply #2570 on:** February 08, 2009, 12:21:06 AM »

Granted, but the government makes every day a "workday", abolishing the idea of weekdays and weekends. You work forever.

I wish I could revive one random person from a random time period and talk to them for one day.

Nanonanol · « **Reply #2571 on:** February 08, 2009, 02:03:39 AM »

Granted, but that person is dumb, deaf, mute, and blind, and you have no way to communicate with him.

I wish I could take a week break from classes.

geoffreak · « **Reply #2572 on:** February 08, 2009, 02:32:14 AM »

Granted, you are hit by a car and are in the hospital for a week, but you will never be able to walk or use the right side of your body again.

I wish for nothing.

SpeedKills · « **Reply #2573 on:** February 08, 2009, 02:36:59 AM »

Granted, but nothing is in itself quantitative, so it is a "thing".

I wish I could swim in a vat of A&D ointment, just to know what it felt like.

geoffreak · « **Reply #2574 on:** February 08, 2009, 02:38:37 AM »

Granted, it is slimy and goey, and you can't get out.

I wish for $25,000

surdumil · « **Reply #2575 on:** February 08, 2009, 03:55:10 AM »

Granted, but it's stolen and counterfeit. When you try to deposit it, the bank has you arrested, you finally end up serving a 25-year prison sentence.

I wish sea water was green tea.

SpeedKills · « **Reply #2576 on:** February 08, 2009, 04:33:46 AM »

Granted, all sea creatures become much healthier due to absorbing green tea their entire lives. All Sea creatures gain +5 attack.

I wish I could find cheap green tea...

cubensis55 · « **Reply #2577 on:** February 08, 2009, 04:59:21 AM »

Why? Cheap tea tastes like shit.

I wish I had a professional Chinese guqin (lap zither).

Nanonanol · « **Reply #2578 on:** February 09, 2009, 01:28:01 AM »

Granted, but you had to pay for it with all of your fingers - so have fun playing with your toes.

I wish I had a highly developed memory that would allow me to remember anything I wanted to with a high degree of accuracy.

SpeedKills · « **Reply #2579 on:** February 09, 2009, 02:07:03 AM »

Granted, but this attribute is only granted while you're stoned, and you are soon arrested for possession and put in jail

I wish Marijuana was legalized