Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 296987 times)

Kaiuri · « **Reply #2600 on:** February 14, 2009, 07:24:40 PM »

Granted, but the sandwich was posioned with cyanid, sulfur and every sickness known to mankind MOHAHAHAHAHA (i really wanted those red bulls and ciggs, this is my revenge)

I wish for a lighter...

MarchHare · « **Reply #2601 on:** February 14, 2009, 07:32:36 PM »

Granted, but there is no butane in the lighter

I wish I had some Snapple

Kaiuri · « **Reply #2602 on:** February 14, 2009, 07:42:31 PM »

Granted, but that snapple is poisoned by an angry red bull fanatic.

I wish for butane for my lighter.

MarchHare · « **Reply #2603 on:** February 14, 2009, 07:46:34 PM »

Granted, but now you realize you need a new flint.

I wish someone would stop poisoning my food T_T

Kaiuri · « **Reply #2604 on:** February 14, 2009, 08:57:32 PM »

Granted, but now by some strange reason you'r food will trigger some strange alergy that you never have heard of.

Duki3003 · « **Reply #2605 on:** February 14, 2009, 09:05:50 PM »

Granted, but u didn't wish for anything so you get nothing......

I wish for a burgular to steal your ciggs, lighter and butane. MUHAHAHA!

Kaiuri · « **Reply #2606 on:** February 14, 2009, 09:13:39 PM »

Granted but later on batman came and beat the burgular and gave my stuff back. (damn i forgot to wish :'()

I wish divine judgement upon duki.

Duki3003 · « **Reply #2607 on:** February 14, 2009, 09:36:35 PM »

Granted, but now Duki's stuck on this world and chooses to haunt u 'till your death.

I wish I had a nickel for everytime someone wished that for me.

Kaiuri · « **Reply #2608 on:** February 14, 2009, 09:53:14 PM »

Granted, but next day the world has switched from using money to using clams.

I wish for clams.

cubensis55 · « **Reply #2609 on:** February 14, 2009, 10:15:31 PM »

Granted, but what you didn't know is that Clams is slang for Chlamydia.
Have fun with that one buddy...

I wish I had a container of fluid.

Kaiuri · « **Reply #2610 on:** February 14, 2009, 10:22:37 PM »

Granted, but by some strange reason that container of fluids really smells fish...

I wish i had a beer.

cubensis55 · « **Reply #2611 on:** February 14, 2009, 10:38:30 PM »

Granted, 3 week old, left open, flat, luke-warm beer. Yum!

I wish I had a Chinese Guqin, and the skills to play it well.

Kaiuri · « **Reply #2612 on:** February 14, 2009, 10:58:29 PM »

Granted, you suddenly recieve a mail home saying that you will recieve a first class Guqin together with a teacher that has devoted his life to the art, BUT the teacher turns out to be psycho and chops you'r head off.

I wish i could play the piano.

Duki3003 · « **Reply #2613 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:18:37 AM »

Granted, but the second you start the lid slams shut and chops off all of your fingers.
Don't worry you can still play - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3f7Wdd80KE - but I'd be carefull of that lid.

Wish I was on a beach.

Kaiuri · « **Reply #2614 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:29:39 AM »

Granted, but when you lay down to rest a bit a 4 meter loli accidently stomps on you sending you home again.

I wish a day had 48 hours.

Nitcher · « **Reply #2615 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:38:51 AM »

Granted, but because of that, your internet fails you and you won't be able to use it. Ever again...

I wish I didn't have to sleep ;_;

Kaiuri · « **Reply #2616 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:41:41 AM »

Granted, but everyone around you will be annoyed of you awake 24/7 and will eventually kill you.

I wish i had more coffee.

Nitcher · « **Reply #2617 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:02:51 AM »

Granted, but there is a dead rat in your cup. Enjoy ~

I wish there would be more snow...

Kaiuri · « **Reply #2618 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:09:57 AM »

Granted, but since you havn't slept since you started waiting for the snow you fall asleep and wake up some months later when the snow is gone and its summer

I wish it were summer...

NaRu · « **Reply #2619 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:11:18 AM »

granted but you get sun burned because the sun hates you

I wish that I wasnt so tired